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The Artifice of Us

Arborist, Part 3

Arborist, Part 3

May 21, 2026

"You thought any more about what I said this morning?"

Sunny's voice felt heavy in the dark, dripping down over his lips and chin and into the whorls of his ears. Lidea squirmed on the floor next to him, trying to get comfortable. Who got the bed was an argument they always cut through by just making a giant shared palette on the floor. It was worse and worse for their backs as the years progressed. 

Lidea turned over to trace his profile in the low-light with eir eyes. Eytapped the tip of his nose. 

"What does being married look like to you, exactly? Neither of us can have kids. You have your seminars you go back to Latolan for, but I just have my room at the guild. I'm only there maybe a collective twelve weeks out of the whole year. Yeah, we’ve gotten really good at syncing our schedules to work on jobs together, but we still go weeks without seeing each other. What kind of life do you want to build?

Sunny stared at the wooden ceiling, running the question through a sieve, trying to find the most substantial parts of the answer. 

“I can put your name on the deed of my house,” Sunny replied. “The gaps between jobs you could live there instead of the guild. If we’re next of kin, we can make medical decisions for each other.” 

Lidea reached across the small gap. Ey scrabbled with the floor until ey found his head and ran eir fingers through his hair. 

“Pragmatic. Like always.” Eir thumb drifted over the slope of his forehead. “What would our married life look like? Two ships passing in the night? It it a closed marriage? Open? Open with caveats? Good old mercenary monogamy?”

Sunny tensed under eir hand.

“Oh. Sex. Right.”

“You asked me to marry you without thinking about the sex part?”

“Well, is there someone you’re hooking up with right now?” His voice cracked with panic, something deep he had never seen before creaking open to reveal it’s bloody inner workings. 

“No, not really. I actually don’t know how long it’s been. You know me, it’s not a high priority.”

“Yeah…” He lifted his hand to lay gently on top of hers on the crest of his head. Eir fingers were cold. He brought eir hand down to rest on his chest, warming it. They had never held hands before. Maybe that’s where they needed to start if ey was ever going to take his proposal seriously. Ey didn’t pull eir hand back, and they both fell asleep in the silence. 


It was a nice morning for a little light alcohol on a deck overlooking the river in a small café that hadn’t managed to take any damage from the recent flooding. Sunny had already thrown back a couple of vodka and tomato cocktails, but Lidea had to sip eir sparkling human-made wine slowly to not get drunk. It was one of the elven heritages that no one escaped. 

On top of the table, they both leaned over a packet of geological maps of the city and surrounding areas provided by the Corps of Engineers, dragging color-coded markers into lopsided polygons around points of magical interest.

“This cluster of bidderbark trees makes me nervous,” Lidea said, tapping an image from a hot air balloon camera. 

“They don’t normally grow this close together naturally, and they should have been cleared out a little. Wonder if its the same germ line with the tree behind the hospital. Some kind of…spreader event…What do you think?” Lidea glanced over at Sunny. He stared at the picture, sipping his drink for a few long moments before realizing 
Lidea had asked him something. 

“I’m not an arborist.”

Lidea kicked his ankle a little.

“I can do some sketchouts of the area, but I’d need your help,” Lidea said, tilting eir head into a little bit of a pout.

“You don’t have to try to convince me.”

“Lidea?” 

Hades appeared awkwardly In a pocket door on the edge of the deck. 

“I was told you don’t like your full title,” she said as she approached. “They told me you and Sunny would be together, probably-“

“I will have you use my full title,” Sunny said, voice deadpan. Lidea clucked at him. 

“Ignore him. What did you need, darling?” They all politely ignored that full elven lifespans probably closed the perceived age-gap between them. Hades had the sense of upper echeleon about her, too, and they coddled their young. 

“I did another once-over of the assignments, and I can put you in your own room. I figured out what happened on the first organization round.”

“We were assigned the same room right from the get-go, but your higher up forgot to tell you or make the note in the paperwork.” Lidea found eirself arching an eyebrow in a way particular to wood elves, and ey forced eir face to relax out of it. 

“Uh…yes…” Hades responded. 

“Well, now you know,” Sunny grumbled, leaning back over the map to escape the conversation. Hades leaned against the railing of the patio.

“So you don’t need the extra room?” she asked.

“No, we’re fine. You can go.” 

Yet Hades stayed hovering a few feet away, worrying the end of her braid over her shoulder. Lidea ignored her, dropping back down over the map to pick up where ey left off. Another several awkward moments passed while Hades decided on whatever other thing she wanted to bring up. She finally left without making that decision, in the end. 

“Fucking elves,” Sunny said. Lidea waited for him to follow up on that.

“Present company excluded?” ey suggested. 

“No. The elf part of you is the worst part.”

“You’re going to ask me to marry you then insult me?” Ey elbowed him, causing the marker to skitter. Sunny looked up at em, deadpan. 

“Being insulting doesn’t detract from a true statement.”

Ey met his toothless gaze, and he matched eir energy. 

“I guess you get a permanent pass. You’re lucky you’re cute.” Ey pulled the sheaf of maps together. “Get the markers. Let’s go look at these trees.” Ey moved away from the table toward the patio door.

Sunny stared after eir for a moment.

“Wait, you think I’m cute?” He scrambled to pick up the markers and then followed. 

“Why didn’t you just go for an archery?” Sunny asked as they tracked down the path of the river. The main bridge was still holding fine as they moved over it even though Sunny had to snap at some people for taking a horse across. 

This was the part of working recoveries that wore not just on them but every wanderer-by-trade that had been around for even a short amount of time. The almost disasters. The efforts that were more administrative than truly dangerous.

When a whole town was wiped out by a tornado, everyone walked on tenterhooks, picking through things delicately. Secondary grievous injury was always one misstep away when the building underneath was ready to collapse, and people acted like it. 

When the danger wasn’t so obvious, people were more likely to walk right into it without realizing. In their experience, the smaller jobs had the most injuries per person on the ground. That was why they so often took them this many years in, with the hope of offsetting those numbers with experience. 

“Hm?” Lidea leaned into Sunny to indicate ey hadn’t parsed his question.

“You’re half human. You could have joined a mage guild and become an archmage. A kýrio is the same level of title.”

“You could have done the same. Become a guild mage instead of a mercenary guild auxiliary.” 

“Hm. Material magic’s a long way off from out-industrialized. Even then, we always need artificers.” 

“Yet, you’re still doing site work. You could have your own artificer tower cluster. Cushy job on a Royal Magic Council. Actually teach full time. You could be very comfortable right now, and you choose…this.” Ey kicked a rock into the brackish water. 

“If I were in one spot, how often would I get to see you?” he replied to himself more than anything. He cleared his throat. “You deflected.” 

“The one time you want to press conversation…” Ey ran her fingers through his hair. “If you’re a magician with at least one full-blooded elven grandparent, you’re part of the Thýlalykófoton automatically. And if you’re part of the Thýla, the mage guilds don’t really want you. You can technically apply, but there’s a lot of fluff about ‘taking a spot.’ You have to be very, very desirable. By the time I got to that point, I was already a year out from a kýrio. I’m not going to take an archery under those conditions. You either want me or you don’t. Here.”

Ey gestured toward the hospital across the river, using it to orient themselves to the patch of bidderbark trees. Sunny kept watching em as ey moved eir short staff through the grass, looking for magical currents underground. 

“Can you give it a little imaging pulse, Sunny? I want to see where the roots are.” Ey looked over eir shoulder to see him staring at em. “What?”

“You’ve never told me that story,” he said. He pressed the heels of his shoes with the opposite toes, and they unlatched down the top, straps falling open into wide U shapes. He took off his socks and tucked them into his boots before stepping into the still-soggy grass. The bands around the lowers parts of his calves that matched the function of the ones around his forearms shimmied down into place around his ankles. He picked a current of magic up through them and shifted it to run under the soles of his feet and around his toes.

“It’s not really a story, though, is it? Just…a set of circumstances. I don’t know; it’s never come up.” Ey sunk her staff harder into the ground, focusing on the feel of that instead of the strange shape their conversation had taken. “Why did you even ask?”

“Because you hate your elven title so much. And I’ve never been able to get a good read on which half you prefer to lean on.” He walked between stands of trees, digging the balls of his feet down with every step. 

“Who says I need to ‘lean’ any which way?” Ey pulled eir staff from the ground and found another reference location to push it down into. A few more would give em the spatial data ey wanted. 

“I’m not saying that,” Sunny grumbled. This was why it was better he just keep his mouth shut. If he didn’t talk, he didn’t step in something unsettling. He glanced around a tree to watch em for a moment. Ey didn’t look mad. Just tired, leaning on eir staff and tracing something under the dirt that he couldn’t see, at the moment. 

“I’m sorry if that came across offensive,” he said quietly.

“I’m just trying to figure out what you’re getting at, Sunny honey.” Ey pulled the staff out and prodded at a different spot. “You’re typically a little more straightforward. To a fault, even.” Ey leaned on the staff and tracked him through the trees as he weaved in and out. “You don’t have to pretend to be gentle with me.”

Maybe I want to be, he thought. He cleared his throat again, throwing most of his concentration back into scouting the patterns of trees under the soil. 

“Before I ever actually met you in-person, that you used the de-gendered Elven pronouns gave me a certain impression of you. Then you spent the next few years proving me wrong every single time I thought I had you figured out.”

“Maybe you shouldn’t draw broad conclusions based on parentage and linguistic preferences,” ey said. 
“Well, yes, I figured that out in the last decade.” He checked his heel against the base of a tree, listening for an echo through the root structure. 

“Has it really been a decade?”

“Twelve years last month if my math is right.” 

“That’s more exact than I expected.” Lidea pulled eir staff up and found a final measuring spot. Ey pushed as deeply as possible, stumbling when the end of the staff found a magic pocket. Sunny wandered back to stand next to Lidea. 

“There’s a picture of us on our first actual job together, and I wrote the date on the back. I was looking at it recently, and worked backward from memory.”

“You keep a picture of us around?”

“Yes.” 

“Hm.” Ey reached over and spread eir fingers through his hair. “You’re so weird.” Ey pulled eir staff up. “Let me see if I can project the magic eddies.”

Ey drew up magic through the staff and left the converted energy hovering around the focus, thinking. Changing the color of light into a discernible shape was taught early because of how deceptively difficult it was to master. Ey did some quick calculus, then sketched out the path in eir head. With a mental flick, a fractaline path of orange-red light shot through the air in front of eir, branching and joining and re-branching to show the crossing paths of magic working through the underlayers of dirt and rock. 

In the meantime, Sunny pulled his pouch of marking chalk from deep within his messenger bag. He went back into the trees to sprinkle it along the root lines and crushed it into the grass, leaving behind filmy white marks. He traced the light projections with his eyes as he circled them, ducking underneath them absently. 

“This one.” He patted a tree of significant girth. “It’s pooling here. Creating an oversaturation.”

“Yeah, but that’s way too old a tree to just cut down.”

“Not if it’s dying,” Sunny replied. 

“Hm. Do you have another color to mark it with?”

He trotted back to his messenger bag and dug inside. 

“Yeah. Some yellow, orange, red, pink. Guess we can just—“

A bell sounded from the center of town. A fire alert that could branch into other smaller disasters as needed. 

They didn’t talk. They just ran. 
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