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Cabbage 17: The Farm is Burning! Opening Acrostic

Cabbage 17: The Farm is Burning! Opening Acrostic

May 30, 2026

"I've had it! No more

Misses Nice Bun! You burn my


Farm? You're going to get 

It! I'm not 

Going to be the god's plaything anymore! I've 

Had it!

They will pay!

I am

Not

Going to play 


These games any longer!

Hear that, godbuns?! I'm

Ending this 


Game! I will be Farmer Bunny 

One way or another!

Don't try and

Stop me!


I'll even fight the gods if I have to! 

Let's do it!

Let's fight the


Gods! But if I 

End up losing,

Then I 


Might end up being Unhappy Bunny forever,

Yikes! No, Siorc,


Don't think that! Happy thoughts!

Eh, well, I 

Suppose,

That for starters,

I probably 

Need to focus on finding a better way to at least be able to beat them.

Yes, right now, that probably just


Won't be possible, I 

Have to train, and I have to 

Effectively do so, or

This will all be for nothing, I 

Have to get comfortable with that.

Even I know I'm

Rugged at


The moment! I

Hardly have what it takes to 

Even so much as win against a single god.

Yikes, so what should I do first?


Let me think, oh. Maybe 

I can get dirt on the gods. I

Keep thinking 

Even gods have secrets!


I'm certain

That they have at least


One secret,

Right? There's


No way they don't!

One secret

That'll make them crack, I 


Need to find at least

One! No more


Misses Nice Bun! You mess with my farm, you'll get what's coming!

Okay, I need to take it

Rather slow, but

Even still, they'll


Pay! I'll become Farmer Bunny even if it's by force!

Let's get it

All started!

You don't mess with me,

I will

Never back down if you 

Go after my farm!


But, why do I feel like they have been doing this for awhile?

You know, ever since 


The divine naming ceremony, I 

Have dealt with an

Ever growing vermin problem. Need to get to the 


Root of that!

Uh, 

Let's take

Everything one

Step at a time, though. But, I won't sit by and take this sitting down! The gods will pay!"


Palamon
Pala

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#Poems #poetry #poem #acrostic #gods #divine #destiny #Fantasy #bunnies #rabbits

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Cabbage 17: The Farm is Burning! Opening Acrostic

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