Chapter 1

Noahs pov :)

Here i sat. On the old but sturdy wooden bridge that was build right over the ocean clear river, that floats and curves into the forest not so far from my cabin. Just about fifteen minutes away. So, here i sat. Waiting. 

The only thing i hate more than my annoying younger brothers. I hope my brother was right about it being worth it, that this guy i was waiting for, was worth it. I even cleaned the small, comfy, guest bedroom just for him. 

-Hey! Shouted a new but very comfortable voice. 

I glanced over my left shoulder and there he stood, the MASSIVE man, and with massive i mean like two heads higher than me, and Im almost average height. I bet hes 1,98 (6.5 feet) or something. 

I mean he is indeed from Norway but here in America that’s a lot. 

That’s a overly over-average grown mans size. Im not even sure he will fit through the doorframe at home. And he’s so buff, like I bet if he uses my clothes, they would snap around his massive chest, and arms. I bet my shorts would rip to pieces arou- I snapped out of my thought-train because the guy seemed to come closer. That’s when I remembered that it is rude not to answer.

(Writers note: Mah main character is a bottoming gay-bitch, if you didn’t get the hints…)

 -Hi, you’re Martin right? I shouted back, making him pick up his pace.

When he got to me, he responded: -Yes, i am. And you are…? He looked me right in the eyes and looked confused at me with a tilted head.

 -Im Noah. Im Henrik's older brother, and I'm here to pick you up, cuz probably as you know my brother is lazy as fuck. Martin let out a little cozy laugh, that made my neck a little hot. He started walking even more towards me. He stopped at something i would call the worst timing ever. He stopped when there was like 30 cm between my face and his chest. Right after this, he laid his hand on my head. When it laid flat, he ruffled my hair and dragged the said hand toward hes chest, not dragging me with it. He held it there a second, checking my height, before he looked up a bit to face me. He only had to lift his head a little and that kinda hurted my ego. His eyes where looking down on me and when our eyes met, he smiled overly friendly.

 -You’re pretty short, arentchu, shortcake? I got so mad as soon as the words had dropped out of his mouth.

 - What the hell are you talking about, Big guy? If you think im short, then you should check yourself. You are way over average. I made a grimace I never had made before, something like a the grinch and squid-ward, like if you mix the smile and frown. (I tried ai, and it looked cursed). He laughed at my stupid face. -Im sorry, hehe, that i called you short, heh, but really how high are you? I didn’t know if I should say my real height or if i should add some centimetre on to it. 

 -Im… 1,59 cm, but to be honest, that is pretty average here for our age!

I went with the truth, lets se how this goes. I looked up at him and his big chest. His face went from looking handsome and cool, to looking like he was about to have his best laugh in his entire life. 

 -DONT YOU DARE LAUGH, IF MY HEIGT IS SMALL, HOW TALL ARE YOU? 

I tried attacing him by jumping upwards and hitting his chest a little hard. I somehow got so out of breath that i was red on my my cheeks afterwards. He looked at me, shrugged and the opened his zip-up hoodie. He had a tank top under with “Green giants” print on it. I could see trough that thin piece of fabric that he was ripped under. And his arms looked as if they where sculpted my the gods. I bet his fingers are smooth but curvy. Hehehe. I almost drooled.

 -I dont think you wanna know my height, you’ll get jealous. He smirked.

 -Anyway, are you going to show me where my pal is? Hes your brother, right? He took his yaoi-blessed hand and dragged it through his dirty blond hair. He had a very pretty mullet going on. Im pretty sure he had some green stripes in his short side hair. I kept staring at his very green eyes.

They looked like a cat's eyes, they where big but slim in the ends.

 -Earth to Noah. You okay, bud? I snapped out when martin said that. 

 -Oh, yeah, Henrik are at the cabin. Should we get going? Martin smirked at me with a little chuckle. I turned around, blushing so hard, i bet someone at the space station should see it. I started walking, fast, almost sprinting.  I couldn't let him know just that because he caught me staring, i started blushing. But still… his eyes are EXTREMELY GREEN. What am i freaking out for, its normal for guys to stare at other guys eyes, right?

 -Wrong! I kinda shouted that out of nowhere. Martin looked surprised over that I actually knew what he was talking about. -So you think it’s wrong for me to say that the one piece series is better than the books? Huh… 

He stopped and looked at me with a face that I had seen on my friends, Cedriches, face. I have seen it way to many times, the face that is trying to understand why I am sprouting out bullshit and how it is connected to the conversation we where having.

 -Have you read them all? Martin mumbled out as some type of question. -I have, actually. They are so good, am i right? I spurted that out as an excuse for shouting at him, I haven’t actually read them, but i bet if i could just shift the theme of the conversation over at something else, he wouldn’t find out. The problem is, he just got quiet again. -Can i then ask you something, not related? I sensed that he smelled my lie, but i was in to deep now. I was glad though that we could shift the convo over to something not related. -Of course, ask away. I smiled friendly over at him. -You’re gay, right? He asked, completely monotone.

 -Why, you wanna jump me or something? I watched his face go from a question mark, to a slight blush, to a kinda zoned out face an then to a face of minor shock. - S-so you a-are? He stuttered out of pure nervousness. I just smiled to him and slowly nodded. 

-By the way, how did you know? I talked calm to him so he wouldn’t get scared he said something wrong.

-Henrik sent me a picture of you and your friend telling me that you are something called a gay bottoming bitch and a masiochist and your friend, ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️, she is bi…sexual, did i say that right, and after that, something about transformers and autocorrect, i guess. He sighted at the end like it was a weird thing to say. I know his sentence was a hole mess with a lot of explaining but to me, my friend was the most important. 

 -Ced is not a girl, but a boy. I explained -He was borned with female parts, yes, but later he had operations so now, he has al the boy parts instead of the female parts. He also uses pronounces like he, him and his. If you want to learn more, im sure Ced would teach you. Martin nodded while listening to Noahs every word.

After i was done talking, we had reached the cabin. It was more of a small mansion  than a cabin, it had a main building then two side winges. You know, like the classic mansion. I walked over the grass and over to the black painted door. -Henrik! I shouted in trough the corridor. -Martin is here! I heard footsteps walking down the staircase to the floor above. 

I turned around, asking if I could help carry martins stuff to the room Henrik and he would share. -I appreciate your help, but i dont think you can lift it. He handed me a bag with one hand. As fast as he let it drop on me, i fell to the floor not able to lift it. Martin picked it up again and laughed as Henrik and he did their classic bro hug.

-Im gonna go wash up, guys, so if you need me, try google it first, `kay? They nodded and started bringing up martins luggage to their room, up the staircase. I just stood there and watched them, trying and Henrik failing, losing the suitcase he was dragging. He stumbled back in pure surprise and tried to hold onto something and (just for the plot) unfortunately the only thing he could hold onto was martins green tank top. (The plot made so) Henrik had enough speed to drag the tank top off, and cuz martin stood bent over to pick his bag up, it was the perfect angle. Henrik fell down the steps on his back but the view of martins ripped front was the most important. I just stood there, watching the beautiful chaos happening in front of him. Martin turned around, flexing his broad, muscular back, and i could feel my blood boil through. 

I swiftly turned around and ran to the bathroom with a shower. I closed the door with a mild slam and with my back facing the door, I dropped into this Asian type resting pose. I looked down, and there it was. 

MY BOOMING ERECTION.