"So, I guess I do have a soulcritter after all.

Or, do

I? I understood what the cat was saying, I

Guess he could be.

Ugh, after all this time, huh?

Eh, does this change anything?

Simply put, no. I

Suppose I have a soulcritter, but that's

It. That's all. I still

Have my dumb job,

And I

Very much still have to

Earn my keep,

And every

Single day I have to hope

One bill doesn't hike in costs.

Ugh. Well, it's not

Like it matters. So, it was a black

Cat after all. He's male,

Rather small.

I guess I'm not that

Tall myself,

Though. Not like I

Ever was, I was called a

Runt by humans while in school. Sigh,

Not like any

Of that matters now.

Whatever. I

Don't know where to begin. For

One thing,

I expected to go my

Full life not

Ever getting a soulcritter.

Eh, it's not

Like I know for certain this cat is

Absolutely the one.

Not 

Yet, anyway. I

Don't have the foggiest of an

Idea. I could have just picked up a

Foul stray

For all I know.

Eh, it is what it is. I'm

Rather on the fence that he's

Even truly my soulcritter. I have

No idea where

To begin if he is.

Not sure where to begin if he isn't, either.

Oh, well. I

Need to ask Pira.

Or not, I am sure

That he'll find out

Anyway. He knows everything. Or, Varg will

Take a moment

And blab to Pira.

Look, Pira

Literally finds out everything anyway. I

Basically can't

Ever hide a

Thing from him. He's

The property manager at the

End of the day. Sigh. I

Really shouldn't have moved here. Not

Like it matters now!

Ah, well,

That's how the cookie

Ended up crumbling,

The cookie

Has cracked

And it'll

Never be whole again.

Not like it

Even matters at this point, but I am

Very sure the

Evening my brothers and sisters find out about this cat they'll be up my

Rump to ask

Never ending questions.

Okay, one, I have no idea. Don't ask.

Two, I found him in

Some box, and

Ugh, three, I don't know! No

Repeat questions!

Eck, I wish I could go

And move out, not

Like I can,

Obviously.

This is the only place I

Will ever be able to afford!

I'm drowning in bills! Not

Like I'll ever not be, so it's not

Like I

Can get out of

Here.

Ah, well.

Now, I have

Got to figure out what to do about this cat.

Even if he isn't my soulcritter

Or something, I

Have to do something

With him, right?

Eh, I have no idea.

Let's start

Light."