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The Hyena And His Demanding Cat

Third Critter: Winged Void Weasels, Opening Acrostic

Third Critter: Winged Void Weasels, Opening Acrostic

Jul 16, 2026

"So, I guess I am going

Over to a soulcritter café


At the end of the week when I am off work. I honestly


Can't see how this will help me bond with Mr. Tux

At all. I'm starting

To think I should just


Chuck him back into the box I found him in!

Ah, but he'll just

Find my home again, I bet!

Eh, whatever.


I probably should just


Go to the cat café.

Ugh. Do I

Even want to?

Simply put? No.

Should I? 


I don't think it matters, I


Doubt it'll suddenly make this cat

Of mine suddenly

Not demanding!

This is so


Going to be a waste of time. Why did I

Even go

To the support group?


I should have

Told Coiote no,


But she insisted.

Ugh, listen, I don't need

This. But,


It's too

Late now! I was

Literally told to


Go. Sigh, maybe it'd have been better had I never found my

Own. Nothing


Would have changed. Well,

I guess things haven't

Truly changed either way for me. I still

Have work,


My bills need to be paid, and I'm still

Relatively drowning in


The money that bleeds from my bank account.

Ugh, which is about to get worse now!

Xoinks, there goes any fun money


I might have had!


Guess I'll have to eat

Up my

Emergency funds if I

Soon have to buy Mr. Tux everything he demands!

Sigh, sigh. 


Bet he'll end

Up asking for

The moon!


Which, sorry, I

Have no moon to give

You! 


What's next, an alien invasion

Or something? Yeah, as if?

Ugh, first off,

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. I

Doubt we're going


To be invaded. For starters,

Has anyone seen how humans

Are treating

This planet?


Horrible! Demons and I guess chimeras contribute a bit, but it's

Especially the humans who

Literally caused the

Planet to warm


Up as it did!

Sigh, but what do I know, right?


But, whatever,

Oh well, I

Need to bond with this soulcritter of mine!

Doubt I'll be able to!


If he


Didn't have to be so bossy,

Obviously I would!

Nothing has changed,

Though I guess


That's just

How things are!

I don't get how Pira, Varg,

Natalie and Coiote could bond with theirs so easily!

Keh, whatever,


I don't care.

The cat café is going to be a


Waste of time, but

I'll go. Not

Like I have a choice! I feel

Like Pira already put it in my smartwatch schedule! Whatever."


Palamon
Pala

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#absurdist_humor #utopia #humans #demons #Fantasy #poetry #Poems #poem #acrostic #parody

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