"I just don't get why I still need to go to that

Dumb support group! For

One thing, I don't

Need to go! But no! I have

To go for the first six months! This is ridiculous!

What's the point?!

At the moment, let's be real, absolutely

Nothing! Why do I have

To keep going 

To it?

Oh, blah, blah, blah,

Keep going, you'll

End up making friends!

Everyone keeps saying that! Do friends

Pay the bills?! 

Guess what, they

Obviously don't!

I don't need friends! Ugh, I

Need to move out of this joint as soon I

Get the money!

Tch, like that'll ever happen. I'll be stuck

Over in

This apartment complex forever! 

Haha, I'll be trapped here until the

End of time! I

Should have taken

Up my

Parents offer to move to Russia!

Pah, too late for that!

Oh well, I bet

Russia has

The same soulcritter nonsense anyway!

Guess I won't be able to escape Sweden,

Russia, America, even Antarctica!

Oh, forget it,

Ugh, even my boss is forcing me to go to that

Pointless support group! 

For God's sake,

Once and for all,

Remove me from this

Endless cycle!

Aha, so

Ridiculous,

Let me just rot!

You know, I wish I never found my

SoulCritter! Am I supposed to feel

Overjoyed?

Ugh, no thanks,

Let's just

Completely

Rewind to the day before

I ever found

That cat! Would

Things have been better if I hadn't

Ever found this

Rascal?!

Blah, I don't know,

Oh, finding your Soulcritter will fix you!

Nope!

Does it

Even look like

Everything was fixed when finding my

SoulCritter?

Come on, look

At the facts!

No,

It fixed nothing!

Just look at how things ended

Up! His royal meowess, Mr. Tux! I

Should have never found

That demanding

Feline! But

Oh well, 

Rlah, blah, blah, you'll

Get the spark

Eventually, and

Then, you'll be happy! Ha,

I still have

Endless bills to pay, yay! I'm

Very, very happy, I'm drowning in

Endless money to spend!

Rrrr, why

Even try that

Very obvious wisecrack? Nothing will

Ever change,

Nothing.

Found my Soulcritter, now I have

One more mouth to feed, and the

Ultimate money sunk!

Nothing changes!

Does it look like

My life

Is better?

No!

Eh, does it matter?

Nope, haha,

Oh well! I

Should have known

It would end up

Going like this!

Here's to another

Completely ridiculous day

Over in demon junction,

Urgh, I

Really need a vacation! But, I

Shouldn't get ahead of myself! I won't

Ever be able to afford it!

Not like I could before that

Obnoxious cat came into my life!

There's no way I will now, either! Can the end

Of the world

Happen instead?

Wait, how about an alien invasion?

Eh,

Let's be honest, it's not

Like that'll ever happen! Tch, here's to another lecture at work today about Mr. Tux!"