"I knew I

Shouldn't

Have gone 

On this Asia trip!

Ugh, Mr. Tux wouldn't behave at all! I feel

Like I should have known he wouldn't, but what

Do I know, huh? I shouldn't

Have signed off on

Any of that! But it's

Very much too late now!

Eh, blah, blah, blah, you'll adjust to him someday!

Just stop right there! I won't.

Ugh, can I just leave him in Egypt?

Sigh, no? Of course not.

The only good thing about this trip is there's

No Pira to bother me!

Or Varg, or Natalie, or Coiote. Just me, me, and the tour group! Blah. And

This dumb DSLR camera. Can I just

Go to Russia and never return?

Of course

Not, not happening.

Eh! Well, we're going through more

Of southwestern Asia today. I know Mr. Tux is

Not going

To behave!

Ha, as

If I can bond with this

Soulcritter of mine! He thinks he's

A king! Royalty! I

Should have never taken him home!

I just know I shouldn't have

At all! And, now,

Things have

Reached this point! 

I knew he'd

Probably touch everything in there, I

Bet he wants to curse me

Or something,

Not happening, by the way! I

Don't know

Why he's like this,

I thought Soulcritters we're supposed

To be in sync with you,

Ha that was a

Major lie, am I

Right? I knew

That was,

Ugh, can an alien invasion just happen and take him away?

Xxxxx,

Haha, yeah right,

As if,

Aliens aren't real. It's

So stupid that people think they are,

I just don't get it, so

Foolish, but if they are,

Hello, aliens, do go ahead!

Eat Mr. Tux,

I don't blame you,

So you

Can go right

Ahead and take him from me!

Ugh, I need to

Stop, because

It's obviously

Not ever going to happen. Because,

Guess what? 

There's no such things as aliens! They're science fiction,

Remember? It just makes absolutely no sense to me how people think there's

Other life out there!

Ultimately, if there had

Been, humans

Likely would have

Ended up killing them

All off with their space pollution! 

Let's not act like that's not the

Likely cause of almost all of

The problems across the globe! Let's be

Honest here, 

Every problem can be attributed

To the humans! 

I know that the demons

Might have their own problems, but

Even I know they don't

Go throwing out

All their garbage into rivers!

Hahaha, whatever.

This Asia trip so far

Has proven that Mr. Tux

Is nothing more than a brat! I

Shouldn't have taken him home!

Why did he have to be my SoulCritter?

Ahaha, finding your

SoulCritter will fix you!

And, look at me! Is that the case? Nope! 

Blah blah blah,

It'll fix me! I'm

Going to stop you right there! Nope!

My life

Is a stupid money

Sink now more

Than ever!

And it'll only

Keep getting worse! Haha, I bet I owe money to

Egypt too because Mr. Tux touched things there, whoopee! More expenses for me to take care of!"