"Can I just? I don't know, go home? This

Asia trip was a bad idea! Bond with my Soulcritter?

Never going to happen with this money eater

I call a cat! It

Just isn't worth it, but

Ugh, nope,

Should have known

Things would turn out this way!

I bought him that rug he

Demanded, and what do I get

Out of it? Getting mud thrown on me!

Not a thank you, nothing!

This cat, I swear! He

Keeps draining me of everything, time, fun money, I

Never should have taken him

Out of that box by the meat store!

Well, I

Guess it's too late now! But,

Oh well! Should

Have known! And I bet,

Once I'm back, I

Might

End up paying a Soulcritter Bondee tax!

I know

That the

Sweden government was talking about that

Nonsense!

Oh, I will be drowning in debt forever!

There's no way I'll

Likely recover!

It's so over! The debts

Keep on coming!

Everyone acts like a SoulCritter will fix

Me! Well, they were

Rather wrong about

That! I'm the same now that I was then!

Ugh, this is stupid,

Xfjfhdufeib, so stupid!

It's all just so

Stupid! And, I

Bet it'll only

End up getting worse!

Haha,

Actually scratch that! It

Very much already

Is worse!

Nothing matters anymore, I

Guess I should have known

It'd end up like this,

But nope! In the

End, this is how

Things ended up!

I don't know what to do I will

Fall

Into the abyss in

Debt! I'm sure

Once

This Asia trip is over they'll

Reel me in with the debts!

Yup! The catch is coming!

The catch is

Obviously coming soon, yay,

I'm permanently drowning in debt,

Let's go,

Let's go! I

Bet they'll

End up waiting

Till the last second to go,

Okay, here's what you owe us, for the rest of your

Life! I

Don't believe for a second

There's no strings attached

Or anything like that! Like,

Please, I've seen

All these schemes,

Yup, and I know I'll end

Up in their little vacuum

Probably soon!

Soon, more like,

I'm already in it! I

Guess it's too late,

Haha! 

Why did I sign all those papers? I'll

Have debt over my head!

As if there's no catch. I'm sure

The one hundred photos thing is an

Elaborate cover up! I'm

Very certain!

Eh, whatever, to Thailand we go.

Roo ha, here's to Mr. Tux pushing me off the boat!"