Iris shifted in a pile of pillows that was in the living room area and she watched her little sister, Harmony, playing her videogames. The living room area looked like a tent from an Arabian night story with all the pillows, cushions, and beanbag chairs.

Their home was once a church that was abandoned but now it was fixed up to be a home for their family. The main altar stage was their living room set up and instead of tv, it was an extra large pull down screen and projector. 

Iris was laid out like a cat, or Harmony would point out that Iris looked more like a lazy lioness and Iris could argue with her sister’s logic. She was also just wearing her black sleep pants and red tank top that was tight around her chest.

Suddenly the doorbell rang out and Iris groaned as got up, “I’ve got it,” Iris muttered as Harmony paused her game and unpaused it from Iris’ words. Iris made her way to the front double door and opened up one of them to look out. ‘Better not be a religious door to door preacher, again.’

Standing there was some red head woman and Iris could tell she was an angel by glance at her clothing, as she was wearing white robes and rosary around her neck. 

A familiar throat clearing caught Iris’ attention and looked down to see her very short father standing there. “Hello, my daughter.” He said in a monotone voice and clueing in Iris this was a business visit, not social one.

“Mom isn’t in, Alex.” Iris said and moved out of the way to allow them in. By using her father’s name to tell him that she understood that she caught on this was a business visit. He gave her a small nod and flash of pride in his eyes that Iris would only catch at moment.

“I know, I made sure to come when she wasn’t here.” Alex said as he walked in and the red head followed him. She copied Alex as took off his shoes before following Iris further into the home.

Iris flopped into a pile of pillows as a show of power as ‘I’m so power, even in a relaxed position you are no threat’ and Iris watched their reactions. The red head found a bean bag chair to sit on while staring at Iris and her father stayed standing.

“So, what do you want this time?” Iris asked while jutting out her chin to her father. “Have another rogue angel that needs snuffing out or maybe an approved demon getting too big for his britches?”

She watched as Alex flinched and guilty flash on his face. She knew he always hated coming to his eldest daughter to fix Heaven Council’s problems and messes. 

“Not this time, but the Council finally came to consensus that they need an eye on you.” Alex glanced at the red head as Iris raised an eyebrow. “I was able to convince them to allow me to pick the angel to observe you.”

“After finding out about me fifteen years ago, and using me to clean up their mess after fifteen years, just now putting eyes on me?” Iris asked with raised brow and Alex just shrugged with the sigh of a very tired man. “Fucking goverment…”

Iris looked to the red head, who was just staring at her, and Iris didn’t see any of the disgust or hatred she normally saw from angels that she encountered. The red smiled at Iris, “My name is Sariel O'Speaker, 3rd generation Throne angel.” She said, “Is it true that you have a dick as big as your forearm?”

An awkward silence fell inside the room as Harmony paused her game to look at them and Iris just froze up from the blunt question about her dick. Alex rubbed his temple as Sariel kept a smile on her face. “As you see, Sariel has no ‘human’ common sense.” Alex sighed, “But that is no longer my problem, have fun.”

Before Iris could say anything or get up, her father snapped his fingers and teleported away in a small flashbang. Harmony just slunk back in her bean bag chair and slid on some headphones. Iris looked back to Sariel, who was still waiting for an answer, before hanging her head back and letting out a loud groan.

“This going be lo-” Iris jumped as felt a hand on her crotch and bolted head to see Sariel had crawled over to Iris and was now rubbing her crotch. Iris quickly grabbed her wrists and raised them over Sariel’s head. “First lesson, personal space!”