"Guess Mr. Tux is my SoulCritter after all,

Ugh! I shouldn't have

Ever booked that

Stupid appointment! First consultation free, haha,

Sure, sure

That's the case, I

Had to pay, hahaha, 

I would act like it's a

Scam, if I could, but I guess it wasn't,

Ah well! I guess I have

Confirmation forever now this

Constant money sink is my SoulCritter,

Ugh, I wish it was a scam, but nope, it wasn't, and I had to pay a

Ridiculous amount of money to this chimera, I

Should have known it wouldn't actually

End up being free, I had my

Doubts, obviously, but oh well, too late now, I was already

Coerced into shelving out

A ton of money

Through my card, oh and

I know that stupid royal family is thinking of

Soon doing a debit card tax!

My mailbox is drowning in bills,

Yay! I need to go back to work today, but I

Seriously doubt I'll ever be able to afford anything again for the next few months,

Or years, maybe!

Ugh, and I am sure I'll have a

Lot of

Completely thankless

Ridiculous jobs

In demon junction again now

That my vacation is

Totally over now!

Everything is going back to normal,

Roo ha ha!

And, I am sure those demons have

Far worse in store for us now

That fall is

Especially

Round the corner

And all that, I bet they'll

Literally make us build them new buildings they'll

Literally destroy

Completely in a week!

Ah ha ha, why do I bother? I have

No idea!

It's not like I've

Got the luxury to

Ever quit, I've got bills

To pay! And now, a

Menace to take care of! And

Yet, people act like

Mr. Tux is supposed to complete me, that's

Obviously a load of

Noxious garage!

Everyone should look at the facts!

Yes, just look at the

Basic facts of it

All! You all know that's

Complete trash! You all

Know this money sink

Will never fix, complete me or be my other

Half! He just causes trouble, eats my money and never stops demanding more!

You all need to realize this whole thing is

Dumb, 

I would have been better off without a SoulCritter! It's too late now, though, I

Don't ever get to be Soulcritterless again,

This is

How it's going to be until I die, hooray!

All of my fun money going

To that menace, not a

Single expense

On the things I need, new laptop? Forget about it! 

Uh oh, here comes the next expense? Mr. Tux

Likely wants a

Statue built that addresses him as a god

Even though he won't

Ever be one!

Rrrg, I bet

He will

Actually

Very much

End up demanding

That soon because

Of course he will

Because he wants

Every little thing even if it's

Ridiculous and

Impossible! I

Guess that's my life now,

Ha ha ha,

This money sink will be in my life

Forever! 

Oh, well, I'll continue to

Regard him as nothing but a mistake!

I'm sure he'll start

Demanding more and more until I'm

Out of money, but

Nothing else is new at

This point, it'll

Keep being like this until I die,

No, after I die too!

Oh,

When will those stupid aliens show up and eat him,

Or something?

Ha ha ha, let's face it, aliens

Wouldn't want Mr. Tux,

Either, they'd

Likely throw him back to me! So,

La la la, here's to the next few years of torment and money sinks, hooray!"