"I am so getting banned from

Attending the next park tour

Meeting! Mr. Tux had to do

Something stupid! Because

Of course he did! I

Guess I'm going to get

One long message

In the group chat to

Not come back! Haha

Guess I should expect

The banned

Or kick messages soon

Because Mr. Tux

Ended up shooting

Basically

A protected animal in Finland!

Nasty little cat, I swear he

Never behaves unless I

End up buying him the world! I

Don't get him! I do everything he demands

From me and he

Roars

One

Meow after another

That it isn't enough!

He goes to work with me and

Even calls my boss a

Peasant too

And expects the entire world to act like he's

Royalty! He

Keeps demanding

This and that, and not

Once has he ended

Up behaving!

Rrrrg,

Why do I even bother?

Ha ha,

You know what, I

Can't even

Answer that question,

Not anymore,

Though I guess I never

Have been able to and won't

Ever be able to either, it's

Just how everything will end

Up unfolding, which I

Should have known

That it'd turn out in this

Stupid way!

This money sink was supposed to fix me, huh?

Oh,

Please, that

Might

As well have been a lie since day one!

Yup, one

Big fat lie since the beginning!

Everything is a lie!

This is so stupid,

Ha ha ha ha ha,

Everything is just

One big stupid pile of

Nonsense that I

Literally never asked for, and

Yet,

This is my life now, I

Have a SoulCritter who

Is

Never, ever, ever, ever,

Going

To behave ever!

Ha, I could make

A song for it,

Though that

Would be pointless, because,

Obviously, no one would end

Up

Listening to it, or

Downloading it, but I

Guess that's life!

Everything is a waste of

Time until I

Have died!

It's all pointless!

Might as well just admit

That

One

Big

Elephant of a though into the room,

Ha ha ha ha,

All of it is

Very much pointless, but

Eh, why doom and gloom?

It's a waste of mind

Space to do so, 

Aha ha ha ha ha,

Let's just forget

It, I have demons to

End up busting my back over! They

Never

Stop making us fix up their things!

You know what? Maybe

Everything would improve if an

Alien invasion did

Happen! Yeah,

Right, aliens aren't real.

I knew that!

Gah, whatever, I

Have to just pray

That I'm not banned from the park tour because of a certain misbehaving gremlin and power through work until Saturday! Ugh."