"Lately, all people

Are talking about are aliens, aliens, aliens,

That's all the humans

Ever talk about on the news

Lately, and let's be honest with ourselves, aliens aren't real!

Yes, that's right, they

Aren't real! I feel

Like I could even try to prove it, but the humans would be

Like, you got any proof they're not real?

I don't, but I

May as well

Have it! Why would aliens

Ever come here for

Any

Reason at all?

It's obviously

Not

Going to happen,

And the humans need to stop

Bumbling around like it's

Obviously true!

Ugh. Even Mr. Tux seems

To believe that we have an alien problem! This

Is exactly why I

Should have never found my SoulCritter!

Agh, this is so ridiculous,

Look, humans,

I can prove they're just diseased rats

Entirely created by demons! They

Never maintain their facilities,

So! Let's just face

It. We know

They're not really aliens! Ugh, this is

So stupid, and now, my

Sisters think there's aliens, too!

Oh, please, this is so

Dumb, ugh,

Ugh, and now they're probably going to

Make me go quote on quote toy shopping again,

Basically dragging me

There! 'Siorc, please, we need to protect ourselves, you

Have to come along!' I don't

Even

Remember when I

Ended up applying for that

Self defense permit, mind you!

Now I'm being roped into all

Of this

Stupid nonsense,

Ugh! I just

Can't stand any of this, I

Have more important

Things to worry about

Here, such as the bills

I have to pay, and

Not to mention, I'm probably

Going to have to pay

A lot of damages

Soon since Mr. Tux

Attacked squirrels during the first two park tour weekends, and

Let's not forget

I've been spoken to about it,

Everyone

Now has their eyes on me, I

Swear that soon, they'll

Begin spreading around I'm letting an

Unbehaved SoulCritter do as

They please and

Need to face public scrutiny

On the internet all

Over the world, listen it's

Not

Even my fault Mr. Tux is

Like this! First of all, he thinks he

Is royalty, and

Seems

To think

Everyone should tend to his every whim! He

Never

Stops

To think,

Oh, this

Might be a bad idea, never

Ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever,

Why do I think

He ever will?

You know as well as I do he never

Will, because

Of course he won't,

Ugh, here comes His Majesty The Cat!

Look, I am going to just

Dip after the

Third part of the park tour, I've

Had

Enough of the damage bills he's going to end up costing me.

Yes, that's right,

Once and for all, I

Have decided that, I

Will be putting my foot down! I'll find another way to

End up getting this

Little gremlin to behave! Not

Like he ever will

Though,

Haha haha haha, why do I

Even bother?

You know what? Honestly, I have

No idea why I

Even bother? I

Very much know he won't

Ever behave so,

Roar,

What

Is the point, what is the point, I feel

Like there is no point!

Let's just go with that, there is no point!"