"Great, now I have to go onto another mountain hike! This is

Ridiculous, absolutely deplorable,

Everything

About this whole

Thing is just wrong,

This whole thing is stupid,

Ha ha ha, 

I don't know why Mr. Tux is going to make me continue this

Stupid climb to prove he's royalty, which

Mr. Tux

Obviously isn't,

Ugh! This is so stupid, I have

No idea why he seems to

Think that he is

A king! He

Isn't. He

Never was royalty, I just

Can't believe he still insists that he's in the

Line for the throne,

It's absolutely ridiculous, 

Mr. Tux, his royal highness, 

But, he just won't drop

It! He

Never will, but

Guess what,

There's no proof

He's royalty!

In any case, enough about that I

Need to address the

Great big elephant

In the room! This

Stupid quote on quote

Alien invasion, which, let me just

Say it again, it's not real, I

Can't believe that the CEO of Fixer Upper Solutions seriously

Asked

Me

If I'd help aliens find their

SoulCritters, and

He had the nerve to act like I can't communicate

On my own,

Ugh, it's

Like he thinks I'm a

Doll person or something, anyway, I

Have

Absolutely no intention of helping these

Very much not real beings,

Everyone

Needs to listen to me,

Everyone should

Very much know aliens weren't

Ever

Real in the first place,

And let's just

Get this out of the way, it's

Really just the demon's little rats they

Ended up growing in a lab, it's

Especially apparent with those

Dumb angels, let's not even pretend

That's not the demons doing, because

Of course it is!

Though, if I bring it up, they'll

Hang me up onto the shame stake,

I'm certain, so I can't

Say

A word, not

Like anyone would believe me anyway, we're I to

Say, aliens

Obviously aren't real,

All I'd

Likely get

Is an

Eyeroll and

Nothing more, also being tied to the

Shame stake

And laughed at! I'd

Rather be laughed at, but

Even still, there's

No proof

Of aliens,

There's no proof there's an invasion, it's all so

Ridiculous, but does anyone

Ever think otherwise?

Absolutely not,

Look at the news, those humans just

Can't give it up!

All they talk about on the

News is

The stupid aliens, they

Haven't

Even been

Covering the weather, I'd

Rather hear about the weather

Instead of

Every

Single human

Stupidly panicking over

Their science fiction fears! But, oh well, they

Obviously won't stop, they'll

Probably keep

It up forever

And ever,

Maybe I ought to

Send a complaint! But would that work?

Of course

That won't work, why would

It? It's

Ridiculous at this point, 

Everyone has

Decided

Our world is doomed.

Ha ha

Whatever, does it

Even matter? I still have bills to pay!

Looks

Like they might triple the fees too because of the quote on quote apocalypse, woo hoo, I'm swimming in debt forever!"