"Fine, aliens are real! 

Is everyone peachy

Now that I

Ended up

Admitting it?

Look, I get

It, I kept on denying it

Every single time, but

Now it's personal

Since they went

And took Mr. Tux, those

Rotten little diseased rats, I swear to the King of Sweden,

Eh, I am in Norway

Right now, but

Even still, they went

And took Mr. Tux, they shouldn't have done that, but

Looks like I

Have no choice but to find

A way to get him back, he's

Probably demanding the aliens crown

Prince him or something!

Yes, I know, I constantly am having to deal with his

Nonsense, but

Obviously, I didn't

Want aliens to take him, he

Is my SoulCritter, even though I am

Completely better off without one,

Aha ha ha, so

Now what? I

Truly have no idea

But I have to get him back!

Even if it's

Likely

Impossible, I have to get him back before the aliens

Eat him, which they

Very much might

End up doing, since he

Is annoying, after all,

They're going

To eat

Him, and

Everyone is going to tell me, 'I told

You, so, Siorc,

There are aliens

Out there,'

Okay, fine,

Kay, I

Might as well believe you since there's

Real evidence of

There being aliens that I ended

Up denying for ages,

Xgthdjdvgcxhchfhxjxbxjxjxh,

Hahaha, hahaha,

Everywhere I look, there

Might be

Aliens!

You know, Mr. Tux might

Be a huge money sink and demanding I buy him the

Entire world

All the time,

He doesn't know how to behave and ends

Up

Getting me in trouble, but that doesn't mean I wanted him to

End up being

Mosied around by invaders!

Obviously not,

Never,

Even though I am better off without a SoulCritter, it's not like I can just get rid of him! I have

Yet to figure out how to get him back,

So,

I have

No choice but to rely on my older siblings, 

Khhh,

But I don't want to end

Up relying on

Them, what am

I supposed to

Do?! There

Is no way I'll be able to

Do this on my own! There's

No way I'll be able to stop a group

Of aliens, even

Though I have been shooting,

Well,

A ton of them down, that was for work! I've

Never dealt with

The aliens directly in

Their ship,

Ha ha ha,

It's over,

Soon, Mr.

Tux is going to get eaten,

Or worse,

Or worse,

Crushed up into

Cat cubes!

Ugh, no, no, let's just

Relax,

Gah,

As if

Ha ha ha, I have to get that money sink back!"