It’s finally here, friends – the first teaser promo of our upcoming boylove romance autobiographical slice-of-life comic, Bloody Murder II. If you have to ask where Bloody Murder I is, then you already don’t “get it”. Probably just refrain from reading it if that’s the case. You’ll almost definitely miss out on all the subtle nuances about living with proportion-defying hands.

If I’m being honest with you all, this was what we always wanted to be making. This is our true calling. Shiloh was just a stepping stone. This is real art. That’s why we’re only going to update Shiloh when we feel like it from now on. Also we’re only going to update Liar’s Dice when we feel like it from now on. Also we’re only going to update Bloody Murder II when we feel like it from now on. We’re very busy and don’t really care about what you think because we do what we want and you should feel lucky to even occasionally lay eyes on our craft. You philistines. Take your scraps. Take your scraps and say thank you.

Gghh – ok it’s actually actively breaking my heart to even pretend to be like this. Friends, friends, friends. I didn’t mean a word of it. Look at the calendar. Yep. Yepppp. It’s designated “make everyone who follows you online hate you for a split second” day.

Eh??? Ehhhhh? … How’d I do?

Flynn, I ruined the joke. Don’t hate me Flynn. I couldn’t do it. Our readers are too damn darling. … Welp - little background for you if you’re still reading (which you should not be doing). Yes we did this exact same thing last year, and yes it is shameful, and yes we recognize this. If you’re not getting the joke, check out the thumbnail for this page and know that at the time this was posted, that icon was also the comic’s overall icon. Yep. That’s the joke. I know – it’s like 10x more hilarious now that I’ve explained it, yeah? I’m so fucking good at comedy.

No – Bloody Murder II is not a thing and never will be a thing. Happy April Fool’s Day.
- [RED]