Monosodium GULAmate THE MOVIE; starring GULA MACLEOD, alongside REUBEN RUBARB, ARBEN DOODLE-NOODLE, and DJ OWO WOW.
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............ it's an action movie. About food and the like.
I mean, it's less about food, and more about the crazy chemicals they put into food to make it taste better and trick your stomach into feeling full/wanting more/whatever who cares.
But with an Action/Adventure drama. Rated G for Godawful.
MSG failed miserably at the Box Office. It received a %0.01 on the POTATOMETER®. No one, not even Gula Macleod himself, understands why Zoun would suffer through such a flick, unless it was merely for the sole-purpose of watching a "Hamsteak" of a hot guy with Smurf-Blue wristbands on the Big Screen for an hour and forty-five minutes.
Hamsteak. Pfffffttteheheh.
I contemplated using the term "Beefcake" instead, but it just didn't flow as nicely as Hamsteak, ya know?
Speaking of meat, Zoun is completely vegan. Fun facts by Yours Truly.
When Mirai’s sister Zoun Quall vanishes after the Warp Engine explosion that mutated Miser City into a nightmare of flesh-tech hybrids, she dives into the chaos to uncover the truth. But the key to Zoun’s fate lies in Jason Maxwell: one such hybrid who might know what happened... or be the reason it did.
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