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May 03, 2017
Monosodium GULAmate THE MOVIE; starring GULA MACLEOD, alongside REUBEN RUBARB, ARBEN DOODLE-NOODLE, and DJ OWO WOW.
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............ it's an action movie. About food and the like.
I mean, it's less about food, and more about the crazy chemicals they put into food to make it taste better and trick your stomach into feeling full/wanting more/whatever who cares.
But with an Action/Adventure drama. Rated G for Godawful.
MSG failed miserably at the Box Office. It received a %0.01 on the TOMATOMETER®. No one, not even Gula Macleod himself, understands why Zoun would suffer through such a flick, unless it was merely for the sole-purpose of watching a "Hamsteak" of a hot guy with Smurf-Blue wristbands on the Big Screen for an hour and forty-five minutes.
Hamsteak. Pfffffttteheheh.
I contemplated using the term "Beefcake" instead, but it just didn't flow as nicely as Hamsteak, ya know?
Speaking of meat, Zoun is completely vegan. Fun facts by Yours Truly.
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