Hey babes, happy Thursday! Flynn here! I know, I know, stop sniffling. Red will be back before you know it. Rough week. Calm down.

Does anyone else here have a pretty severe case of spazz? That kind of faraway forgetful quality that looks to anyone else like you’re spacing out, but your mind is actually in the middle of an epic Viking battle or framing noir camera shots or possibly fixated on a really amazing scene coming up in a webcomic you make with your best friend?

On one hand it’s kind of great right? You can lose yourself at any point in time and suddenly the commute to work is a lot less boring, and you keep the best moments with you longer. But there’s also the consistent misplacing of keys, hairbrush, that cup of coffee you just made, or a single contact lens. If walking around downtown,you might snap back to reality and realize you passed the cafe where a friend is waiting like two stoplights ago. And your calendar looks like it’s managed by ten people because unless your phone reminds you, you will miss literally everything.

Hypothetically, I mean. It’s not like I do any of these things. Pretty much ever.

...I did once make it all the way to school as a kid with no shoes on. But to counterbalance that I can make a damn good cup of coffee. It’s a fair trade I think.

★flynn