So back up, what, a few days maybe? And this guy, an acquaintance who knows I love spelunking through the translation a friend, jus so you know it's not like he couldn't understand my language, it's jus that I don't like talking. So anywho, the guy told me of this cool sounding place somewhere near Colorado. Said it was mainly unexplored and, from the sound of other expeditions, was pretty damn dangerous.

Right up my ally. But not in the sexual way. Damn, Alex is rubbing off on me. Alex is the friend who I hang with the most by the way. He’s a pain in the ass, always running his mouth, but he’s a good guy. Most of the time.

So Alex an’ me went to some store I don’t remember the name of, what’s the use of remembering names as long as you remember what it looks like and what it sells? Fucking stupid. But we went to whatever that place was to go get me some new gear. I had broken the shit I got before. Stuff was fucking flimsy an’ terrible for rock climbing. Even the rope I bought for support was fucking terrible. All you had to do was pick it up and it fell apart like wet spaghetti. What kinda thing you gonna use shit rope like that for!?

But anyway, we got some stuff, with Alex’s money of course. Some assholes jumped me a few days before when I was half asleep. Fuckin’ stole all my shit. I was awake enough to see and memorize their faces so when I saw ‘em again in town I beat the crap outta them. They’d already sold half my shit though so that’s why we had to get me new shit. Lucky for me, they hadn’t sold my clothes so I still had that going for me.

I promised Alex I would bring back somethin’ for ‘em for helpin’ me out. I always brought shit back and sold it. It was how I made money so I didn’t get to bein’ some homeless junky on the streets, cause honestly, I’m lazy as fuck so if it wasn’t for minerals and shit bein’ in such high demand these days I’d be flat broke with my ass on the pavement. It’s not like I actually have a house or anything anyway. I jus’ stay in hotels, inns, and caves. Makes me stink like a mother fucker (to other people not to me) but it’s not like it matters, since it doesn’t bother me much and it keeps nosey fuckers away, I’m good.