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Surprise, Bitch

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All of my stories are true.

I had to cut off the charred parts of my hair lol. Still haven't told my mom.

IT WAS FOR THE PASTA.

#I_tried_to_upload_in_class_but_I_was_told_I_didnt_have_tags_or_sommin #idk #So_here_we_are #Oh_So_I_watched_Riverdale_while_I_made_this #Ssome_good_shit #I_also_watched_Total_Drama_and_Camp_Camp_and_I_love_both #I_love_Camp_Camp_more_obviously #But_likeTotal_Drama_is_surprisingly_entertaining #also #If_you_need_any_proof_of_this_incident #Ask_Zara #she_knows #She_saw #My_hair_was_real_fuckin_crispy

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Lucifer

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I intentionally set my hair on fire whn I was 8

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Tales of The Uncoordinated and Unlucky

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So hey. "Most likely to die tripping over a backpack" here. I'm unusually uncoordinated and extremely unlucky. These fantastic qualities get me into all sorts of annoying and embarrassing situations. Enjoy my pain.

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