"Will you friend and like on Facebook?
Or a follow for follow?
I'm frigging on my knees,
Take my house keys!
I'll do anything you want!
Oh don't scream and call me creepy,
I'm just so in love,
I bookmark all your profiles!
So don't dial the popo,
I'll buy you lobster and risotto~"
"HANDS UP, THIS IS THE POLICE!"
"F*ck a duuuuck."
I got two words for you- fite me, scrub. Wait, that was three, plus the six before that. And then add on the nine words after them! Hold on, gimme a sec to figure this out, read my comics while you wait-
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