People fall in love all the time,
They say that it’s normal, and perfectly fine,
Younger kids than I have found a soulmate,
But where is mine? Is he running late?
Don’t you know I’m a lonely soul,
The single noodle in the ramen bowl,
The unsmelled rose,
The unpicked nose,
The stuff that socks leave between your toes
Mr. Perfect should be mine,
He’s sure to be incredibly fine,
Tall, and Muscular, and oh so hot,
What I’m asking is not a lot,
I'm what they call a single pringle,
People say to me, "Go out and mingle",
But I say "No Way", I'd rather use an app,
That way I can keep my 2 p.m. nap
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