I've been working in computers for a while now, cleaning computers of Viruses, and cleaning computer of semen

So far, its going great and I'm already doing a great job of fixing hard drive problems with people's computers

In fact, I'm outdoing the colleagues...

So yeah... Its going great!

That's until someone began banging on the door of the shop, soon my friend William opened the door

Men in black suits and glasses, they had headphones and a small mic on their chin, they showed that they have a warrant to barge in

Immediately, they saw me, and began to uncomfortably walk fast to me, two of the big man's friend pulled out a shocking stick and a vice

At that moment, I realized... These guys are american

Immediately, I jumped over my desk, and began running towards the back of the shop

Taking from the cool gadgets me and my friend made in our free time for laughs, I pitched together a small doohicky and slapped it on my wrist...

Drawing back from my experience in that one National American space agency or whatever, I made a small miniature version of my hyperdrive on my wrist

It may not be able to make me move faster than light, but I can use it to warp through walls, since being able to phase through matter was one of the things I implemented in my design to prevent my egg from cracking, it was a neat attachment to my hyperdrive

I began to hop through walls and just start running, I noticed that the whole shop was surrounded

I big man in a black suit jumped in front of me, and I had to engage I'm hand to hand combat

Luckily, since I studied the human body, back in my medical career before I started using placebo to cure people, all I did was hit some specific parts I'm His body, and he dropped, I jumped over him, and grabbed his mic, and some other gadgets and swiftly made a sonic grenade

Nonlethal, but hell of a stunning display

Immediately as I ran into a hallway, I grabbed a pipe, and threw my sonic grenade into the air, and swung at it, causing it to fly through the sky and into the group of men in black, causing a sonic explosion and stalling for more time

Good thing I used to play tennis, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to pitch that

I then slipped my hood on and just decided to run as fast as I could, the sun fell, and I ran into the darkness...

Hopefully, the men in black don't find me

I don't know what they wanted from me, and I'm not really that interested in finding out...