Dear Nobody,

My name is El or at least that's what I go by online maybe my real name is Helen Jacob Fitz the fifth, you may never know! I'm still in high school. Yes, I know I'm so young and full of hope right now. I'm a homosexual and I love writing anything with queer characters. I spin flags for fun and also sometimes use them to hit people depends if they make me mad or not. I love Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, and Eragon. 

Any thing else you want to know just ask. I might answer. 

Also, tips appreciated but not required.

Thanks for listening,

The WritingEvil

joke- What kind of bagel can fly?

A plane bagel