It was 1 in the middle of the night when my phone chimed. Dear god, why had I made the mistake of giving Adrian my number?

Ching. Ching. Ching.

Jesus Christ.

Ching. Ching.

Now I was pissed. I couldn't care less about what Adrian had to say about Parker Griswald's party so I powered off my phone and fell asleep.

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Two hours later, I woke up again. But this time, it wasn't because of some stupid text message, it was because, I really, really, needed to piss. I had forgotten to before I fell asleep because I was too caught up in my thoughts.

I got out of bed and went to the bathroom, not caring to shut the door behind me.

After taking an unexpectedly long piss, I put my junk back in and zipped my boxers up. I was fully awake now, so I decided to check the undoubtedly stupid text messages Adrian had sent me.

I turned on my phone and went to snapchat.

As I thought, there were 8 text messages telling me to get my 'arse over there cause the strippers were leaving in an hour'.

Sighing, I began to type back a witty reply when my phone chimed again.

It was a message from Noel.

'I'm sorry.' it read

What was he sorry for?

I went to reply, but not before seeing that he was the one who sent the messages that woke me up, not Adrian.