My name is Gale Rogers I'm 15 years old and I live in Brooklyn with 3 crazy ass friends and my sister. By accident I made 1 happy, 2 and 1 is the same. What the hell am I talking about? you may ask, well the answer is unbelievably easy. Everything started like this.
I was going to drink a glass of water at 12:30am. Then I saw a floating thing glowing. Is stupid I know but I saw that shit.
- "What the fuck is that?" I said as I saw the glowing thing
- "I can change your world into the opposite" The glowing thing said
- "So you're a floating shit that glows and speaks? I think this is one of my bizarre/weird dreams" I said
- "This is not a dream" The glowing thing replied
- "Then Burger King put something on my ice cream again"
- "Stop saying thing that doesn't make any sense"
- "It makes sense cuz my bought me an ice cream cone in Burger King when I was in Puerto Rico and I started to say stupid things and laughing for no reason. Wait... Why I'm even telling you this?"
(This actually happened but it happened 1 month before my birhtday and I don't actually live in Brooklyn I live in Puerto Rico)
- "Cause you're an idiot"
- "Wait, you said that you can change my world into the opposite?"
- "Yes I said that"
- "Ok then" I said as I grabbed the glowing thing
- "Wait! Is no what you-" The glowing thing said as it dissapeared
Then I went back to sleep. The next day Glamist stated to scream like a little kid on Christmas.
- "ROGERS! ROGERS! ROGERS! WAKE THE FUCK UP" Glamist said as she started to bang my door. She was banging the door like my mother at 6:00am angry cause i didn't cleaned the kitchen pretty well.
- "What happened now" I said as I noticed that Glamist had a deep voice. I woke up and she carried me and I don't fucking know how she had the strength to carry me cause I'm heavy as fuck.
- "GALE I"M A- wait you're a male too?"
- "What the fuck?" I said as I looked my self in the mirror. - "AAAAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO US!?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
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