wow, I'm in moon right now.as everyone says here there is a grandma freshly putting vada and distributing it to her grandchildren.they look like Martians though.i should not interfere in family matters.

and when I saw those super roasted little vadas floating on the oil with such elegance.the way they wriggle.wow.I must appreciate the one who discovered those beautiful little things with a small hole in them.you could praise them for using their brains.(google it.to see those beautiful things with your own eyes).my bf come here my baby.

I couldn't just stay there and watch them smile at me

I couldn't just stay there and watch them smile at me.so I went near her and asked, "may I have some too?"

she looked into my eyes with motherly eyes and said in an old weak voice "go ahead, my child"

when I was about to take that mouth watering vada and eat it there was an earthquake.the moon was shaking.maybe its moonquake in here.

------------*wide awake*-----------------

mom was shaking the bed to wake me up.

yea that's her method of waking me.and she is proud of that too.she asked me to see the clock and went away after she knew that I was wide awake.

well, mothers' have their ways of waking their children.for me, this is her way.

as I'm now wide awake I saw the CLOCK

bloody noodles

the time was 8:00 am

"MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

my school starts at 8:30 am and there were just 30 mins for me to get ready.well, i can get ready within 5 mins.but the tug of war that happens in my brain every day.it goes like this "should I go inside the bathroom or not?" and after 10 mins of inner cursing, i will go to the shower and then again will have a debate whether to go out or not?

and again I shouted, "MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM why the hell didn't you wake me up?"

she ran to me and said,"language child.i have been trying to wake you up for FREAKING 5 MINS.U STUPID DAUGHTER!!!!"

and my response was"chill mom chillax" and patted her back. I rushed to the bathroom and took my brush and brushed for like 5 mins.bathed within 10 mins.wow, that's my personal best.changed my clothes in 5 secs.

yeah, five seconds.we Indian girls have a uniform to wear and my school uniform looks like I have just escaped the mental asylum and is on the run.it has pants, top, and a freaking coat.and tada I look like the smaller female version of Pandit.Jawaharlal Nehru our fist prime minister(google him too).we have no excuse but to wear this clown dress.i ate my breakfast within 10 mins and braided my hair into two plaits with a ribbon

yup to braid your hair is a compulsory in here and it was tough as hell.now i was out of my house in 5 sec.

3)girls are not allowed to go out of their house by themselves as girls are little lambs and boys are hungry wolves roaming around every nook and cranny of the world

my parent's words, not mine.and my dad came after eating within 5 mins and dropped me in my school and just then the bell rang.

SAFE

and then I went to my class on the farthest right.if you walk back and forth you can burn up to 200 calories.im not lying my friends.

when I went to class my friend vidya was telling the epic story of how her mother woke her up today.since I had no other work to do as always I sat beside her and was listening to her.

"I was sleeping dreaming about my prince charming when suddenly flood came and I lost my price to the flood.when I woke up my whole body was drenched with water and a demon and an elf was standing there.i was scared when I saw what I saw.shouldnt the elf be with the Santa clause.did he betrayed him?I had to rub my eyes to see if it was a dream.and nothing changed.do you know who they were?................it was my mom with an empty bucket in her hand and my sister standing behind her and laughing"

everyone was laughing their ass off when she finished and we all went for assembly laughing at her.

--------------*class started*---------------

I was listening to class when I remembered something. I have to tutor Anita from today onwards.when I searched for her around the class.

WHAT THE HECK!!!!

she was eating Cheetos with her friends when the teacher was wasting her precious sweet voice to teach us.yes, I was flowing with sarcasm.and I should teach that stupid creature who is eating Cheetos at ease while wasting my precious sweet time sleeping with my hubby.huh

one of my friend was my bench partner.she saw me looking at that stupid creature and wrote something on her note.when I saw what she showed me.i smiled.my friends are as friendly as ever.she wrote 'hey pig what are you looking at?'

we friends, call each other with the names of animals.well its like we are telling them that we love them so much like we love animals.well I am an animal lover.

I replied her writing 'hey gorilla I'm worried bcoz I have to tutor that stupid Anitha who is eating Cheetos right there from today onwards'

she looked whete i pointed and wrote again saying ' don't worry doggy.I know you can do this.becoz u r my pig'

yeah sure

when I was writing to reply her my elbow hit a cloth.I think it's a saree.when I saw my friend she was reading from a page I have never seen the book before.when I realized what is on the other side.my eyes widened on their own.

"haritha I asked you not to daydream.yea you didn't but isn't it too much to write animals name when I'm teaching you an important lesson which is quite difficult to answer".my friend was smiling at my side.so I shot her one of my best deadly glares and turned to the teacher.

so I shot her one of my best deadly glares and turned to the teacher

"I'm sorry mam"

"now listen to the class without taking census about the number of animals in your neighborhood and that applies to you too Shanthi".with this everyone who was trying to control their laughter failed miserably and they ended up bursting up with laughter

"yes mam" we both replied with our heads hung down

I wrote in my note 'wait till I kill u'

she replied saying I'm waiting'

she-is-gonna-be-dead-today

-----------*interval*---------

I should try to converse with her.you know who.so that I can understand her.maybe I am misunderstanding her for no reason.

I went to her seat and searched for her.but what I found was only her empty bench with crisps of Cheetos on it.i asked others, where she was?

"hey, do you know where is Anitha?"

"she is in the playground," one of her friends told me.I muttered her a thanks and went to the ground to find her.

I was searching for her for about 10 mins but no luck.break is 15 mins so..............

----------*bell rings*------------

"fu*k"

I rushed to my class only to find my mam sitting on her chair looking at me from above her round glasses with a glare that would send shivers down your spine.

maybe this is the death of Haritha.may my soul rest in peace.i do not want my parents to worry about my death.I did not die in vain.they can proudly say that I died in a battlefield crushed by the opponent's elephant.sorry, mom for being an irresponsible child till the end.goodbye friends.

And this is the end of Haritha.........