Indian cultural history spans more than 4,500 years. During the (c. 1700 – 500 BCE), the foundations of Hindu, philosophy, mythology, theology and literature were laid, and many beliefs and practices which still exist today, such as dharma, karma, yoga, and,mokasha were established. India is notable for it's with, Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism, Islam, Christianity and Jainism among the nation's major religions. The predominant religion, Hinduism, has been shaped by various historical schools of thought, including those of the Upanishads, the yoga sutra, the bhakti movement, and by Buddhist philosophy.................

you must be wondering why I'm telling you about India and its culture.well, this is what happened.

*tilts the head up*

---------*flashback*----------

when I went inside I saw Jothi miss sitting in her chair and looking in my eyes from above her round specs

"m-may I c-come in mam??" was all I could say while I was looking at her.well, you can't say what I told as said it's more like shuttered.

she may look like a normal human being from her outer appearance.but don't be deceived a devil resides deep within her.she is the top of the food chain.I mean she is the super senior of the teachers in our school.she is known for her love and craze for giving us punishments for petty things.if you don't wish her 'good morning' it's like asking for your own death sentence.

"come in"

thank you god.i believe in you, my god.i love you so much.I promise hereafter I will go to church every Sunday without a word and be your child forever.......

"thank you mam"

"but finish your homework of writing about Indian culture by tomorrow"

"what homework mam?"didn't she come just now to class.and as long as I remember there was no such homework so far.

"the one I just gave you and you alone," she said it while smiling and asking me to come in

"is this a punishment mam?"I just couldn't shut my big mouth.

god sorry for promising you something that I can't keep with as promises are meant to be broken like you did a second before.

"no dear.its an award for coming late for my class.i have finished 20 pages by the time you came, and come get the information after class," she said sarcastically

wait, what?she taught 20 pages within 5 mins.

yea it takes 5mins to come to class from the place I searched for her.as I said it truly is 3 km's to get to my class from the gate.

"yes, mam"

--------*end of flashback*--------

and that is the reason why I am writing an essay about the Indian culture.well, I'm just copying from Wikipedia.but is this all they have about Indian culture?.she asked me to write for 5 pages.but this is all I have right now.I thought that Wikipedia was intelligent enough to give me a nice essay.why in the hell does it only have a five sentence to say about India's culture.

*finished writing*

R.I.P Haritha's right hand

*rolls in bed**sees the ceiling*maybe I should paint them in red.*rolls in bed*

ouch.i fell from the bed trying to roll

it was too boring as I just finished writing my homework and saw the last episode of my favorite anime Clannad for the umpteenth time.well, I cried till my eyes became red and bloodshot.i must look like a vampire craving for blood right now.

i must look like a vampire craving for blood right now

when I saw the clock it was 10:30pm.well in our house I have fewer restrictions than many other houses. so my curfew to sleep is 11:00 pm

so due to my idleness I took my mother's phone while she did not see me and went somewhere she won't see me.and I dialed my best friends number

4)we Indians don't have a separate bedroom.because according to adults we are scaredy cats and we will feel lonely when left alone.so we are technically dogs.wait even dogs have house/room to sleep. fu*k. and we also don't have a phone to say that as ours because they think that we are careless and hopeless

then they should buy a smartphone.why the heck do you have a button cell when you adults are very careful .

*above pic is the stone age phone which has been lost for thousands of years and was found by Haritha's mom*

*above pic is the stone age phone which has been lost for thousands of years and was found by Haritha's mom*

*ring ring**ring ring**ring ring**ring ring**ring ring*

at the last ring, she spoke "hello" in a sleepy voice.I wanted to tease her more so I asked: "hey, vidya are you sleeping?"

"no, I'm skydiving right now"

I just couldn't control my laughter but I tried my best because if I laugh right now she will come in my dreams and kill me and say tomorrow that I died of sleep paralysis. so I said

"oh that's good.it would have been difficult if you were asleep"

"yes, I was sleeping you sh*t head,pabo.so shut your extra large mouth and sleep.bad night.sleep with fright.horror dreams.bye and never dream of me coming in your dream."

*beep beep*

wow, she cut me off before I can say my comeback saying "I will dream of you as a pig"

I feel like I'm missing something but I just couldn't put a ring on it.well, who cares let's just sleep.

"hey oppa why do I feel like something is wrong?.don't look at me like that.you are so sweet.I love you too.let sleep now ok.jal ga" I said to my husband and bed and went to my la-la wonderland

------*dream*-------

"ha-ri-tha"

"O-pp-a"

he takes me in his arms and swirls me.then he puts me down and hands me a pillow while kneeling down on his one leg.

"haritha saranheyo," he said while staying there.I'm sure I blushed then he got up and stroked my hair while caressing my cheek with one hand." I love you too David my bed" I confessed my love for him too.then suddenly he went a step back and said, "you asked me why you felt like something was wrong right?" I understood what he said so I nodded my head.

then he came and whispered in my ear the name I hated the most right now "a-n-i-t-h-a" he said.my eyes widened at the mention of her name.now that I think about it I should have tutored her today.

my bed interrupted my thoughts by coming close to me and whispered in my ears something "lets divorce" he said without looking in my eyes.then suddenly he pushed me off a cliff.i was falling.....falling.....falling.....

NO NOOOOOOOOO

-------*end of dream*---------

my eyes shot up due to terror.when i looked around the room, I was on the ground with my legs on the bed and head on the floor with a hair that looks like it's been electrocuted and also i saw my dad and mom sleeping while snoring.and when I came to a sitting position realization hit me like a rock.

I SHOULD HAVE TUTORED HER TODAY.

oh no, I'm gonna be killed by Judy mam......

But more importantly did my bed ask for a DIVORCE