today is a holiday and I hate it.I'm in jail(home) right now eating my lunch and watching Doraemon.do not judge me.age is just a number for watching Doraemon.I want a Doraemon in my life that can solve all my problems.why is he with Nobita who has fewer problems than us.for example, he can help me with problems I have with jothi miss, Judy miss, Anitha, my mom, my dad, the whole of the world, my life etc.
why with Nobita who has problems only with Gion and Suneo?.please Lord give intelligence in the minds of people to create more and more Doraemons while I'm still alive and living.amen
during middle school when I was bored, I would count all the bars in the jail(window bars in the house).and I have still not yet counted all the bars.hmmm...
then suddenly my dad came and asked me "wanna go for shopping for birthday?" And squels.i wish my father would grow up. oh yeah my birthday is coming soon.I hate birthdays.on every birthday it is like a routine for my mom to shoot(shout) at me
-----------*the previous birthday*--------
mom:harithaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
--------*the previous birthday's previous birthday*-----
mom:harithaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
--------*the previous birthday's previous birthday's previous birthday*-----
mom:harithaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
well, I'm not affected by my mom's shootings(shouting) nowadays.as the days goes by you don't feel a thing.you get acostumed to it.and I hate shoppings.the reasons are as follows:
no.1)you are allowed to take the dress only after it is approved by your old-fashioned parents who run a full scan on the texture, company, brand and quality of the dress and also checks if it is appropriate to wear before the eyes of the hungry wolves.no offense my dear brothers.
no.2)you are not allowed to take the dress with the color that your parents hate for example my father hates the color black and so I have not obtained a single black dress in my wardrobe.and my age is 16 for your info.
no.3)you gotta stand in the same place and look at the dresses that you have already seen for what seems like an eternity and for the umpteenth time they would say "look at the dresses.you haven't seen anything"
no.4)you can't take the dress that you like.first you must follow some procedures which are as follows.
a)check the price of the dress
b)check it again.
c)see if there are any discounts
d)if not fight for one
no.5)the last reason is that it is embarrassing when your father fights for a discount and all you can do is just stare at them not knowing whether to leave him there and run or just stand there and say to the whole wide world that you are the director of the Jurassic Park movie happening before their eyes.
" yea I was the one who brought dinosaur that you are seeing right now.this is from la-la land.the most dangerous world but it was arranged marriage to a human.that is my mom and here it is fighting for food and threatening the peoples life"
"no, I don't wanna go" is all I can say right now as I cannot explain (talk back) to my wonderful parents.I really don't wanna increase my irritation limit today.so a big no would answer the question.
"no is not an answer so come with me right now," my dad said in his most terrifying voice.dads and their voices with correct timing.why could I never have that perfect timing with my voice.even if I shout at a high pitch it would look like a dog barking.woof woof,
5)no is not an answer for parents.and even if you say no, for them it would be heard as an absolute yes.and if you still refuse then that would be the immediate cause for the popping of your ears which leads to profuse blood loss and death etc,.
yes, no is an answer.it answers your question.even if I go for shopping all I do is just stand at a side and look at them as if they were new species and is locked in a cage at the zoo.so yeah no problem.it is far better that sitting here and counting the jail bars.
-------*in the shop*----
"look at that dress do you like it?just tell me what you want I will buy it for you.," my dad said after trying for god knows how long to make me buy a dress
"really? then buy me this" I showed him a short red top that said "let's rock" with a guitar on it.when I asked my mom for a guitar my mom said that guitar is for boys.then is Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Hilary Duff and all those girls K-pop groups and singers a boy? are they imposing as girls and are cheating the whole world.that's very bad.
and the one thing that I hate in the whole wide world is being discriminated for being a girl.we only have an extra body part that was added in our teenage that weighs a ton.can you boys have 2 dumbells on your chest for your whole life?.that's what we are doing so respect us.
"no don't buy that, buy this" my dad showed a seaweed colored chudidhar.yuck.i would rather go around wearing my uniform than walk in that.and it was him who said that he would buy me the dress of my choice.
after a while, while going around the shop I spotted jothi miss, shopping.sh*t.teachers, and their timings.how the hell do they know that today of all days that I'm coming to shopping.do they have a tracking device set on me.i should now allow my mom to see her then it will be a great trouble for me.she would report all my naughtyness.wait.where is my mom?
"mom...."
SPOTTED.oh my god.she is speaking with jothi miss while showing all her 32 teeth.my god, what have I ever done to you?.why do you always test the good ones.but when did she get there?.she was just near me.my mom and her super mom powers.
my mom motioned me to come near her.mom when will you ever understand the pain of coming near a teacher who boils at 5000° C when you get near them.
so I went near my mom and stood with her.ah my eyes are blinding.what is this power?.is she using magic?.this is not our jothi miss? she is.....she is....SMILING.oh my god am I going to die?is the world going to end?.THE jothi miss is smiling!!!!!!.lets celebrate.hip-hop hooray.hip hip hooray or not.
she saw me and said to my mom "you have a nice child.her studies are excellent.but....."
why is there a "but"?.please don't say anything that would lead me to my death.please, please.
she looked at me and then her smile dropped.why?no noooooooooooo.this is a bad omen.
"she needs to improve her hand writing".thank goodness.why cant i have a single day in my life without any plot twists.jothi miss live long.life for 100 years but please do reduce your boiling point as it may burn someone.
then my mom talked to the miss and complained a lot about how I always watch the computer and so on.
Mom be happy that I'm addicted to internet and not drugs.
"Mom, you only live once and also you were born in the 20th century and now it is the 21st century so please don't start that conversation again" I whispered to her after we went away from the miss.
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