good morning.I'm actually happy today.why? because I was born as a girl on this damned day and has lived for 16 years and is now going to become an adult.I can't believe that I became an old lady this quick.oh my god I'm so so happy but sad to grow old.who in their right minds want to become old and have beautiful wrinkles on their faces instead of wearing makeup
and did I ever tell you that I hate wearing makeup and has no makeup kit.damn, I don't even know how to put on an eyeliner.yea I have a lot more to experience in my life and I have not once worn silhouettes heck not even a high heel.*fake cries*and did not once go out of house unsupervised*cries more*.yea and this is the life of me the one who lives in India who loves her bed.... and anime .....and bts...
I wore my birthday dress which is a navy blue netted chudidhar.yes my dad made me buy a chudidhar.but I really liked this.anything worn with netted details is considered as grand and awesome here.it had golden floral patterns embedded in the front area and had a boatneck that would choke my neck and kill me on my birthday.i matched it with a really large earring that my father bought that i think would make my earhole huge.I know that I'm giving a really long explanation here but I love to explain things that I love and hate to even think about the things that I hate.
I know that I'm giving a really long explanation here but I love to explain things that I love and hate to even think about the things that I hate
when I changed and saw my mother she came to me and wished me a happy birthday and went away.thank you for your compliment mom....I guess.then after a minute, she came back with A CAMERA.the thing that I dread the most to see on my happiest moments.no, I love to take pictures but I hate it when my mom does it.she just can't rest till she takes your picture in 360 degrees but can still manage to continue to capture photos.I think it is her obsession.so whenever she takes my picture I just glare at that dangerous machine that is harmful to the mankind that can even flash light that can make you go blind.
and since it's my birthday a preacher came from the church and you know what, he came and joked about my father in front of him and went away without even praying
and since it's my birthday a preacher came from the church and you know what, he came and joked about my father in front of him and went away without even praying.at least he didn't die from my father's hand.now that would be a sight to see.
one of the thing that said was the absolute truth.he said that my dad doesn't dye his hair he just sprays ink on it and that it always goes away with rain.(Sir mudiku dyea adika maataru pen maiye adipaaru)*in Tamil for a better understanding*.
my father should have been born as a girl instead of me he doesn't leave the house without covering every inch of his face with talcum powder and you know what he uses girls perfume and sometimes asks mine too.the truth...*sighs*
and then I went to class my whole friends' gang came and wished me birthday.they even sang me birthday song in Korean.well, my friends too are fans of bts and k drama and everything.well pigs of a fur drove together or is it birds of a feather flocks together.well, who cares but the first one describes them the best.hehehe...
after interval Vidya and nivi, my best friends came to me and literally dragged me to a corner and gave me a gift wrapped in color paper that looks like the same.how dare they went to shopping without me.traitors.they must have enjoyed a lot without me being there.may they die soon.but how sweet....
"shut up and open it,"nivi said.omo did I just say that aloud.hehe
"but you guys are sweet,"I said in my most cute voice
"open it or I will take it away" vidya threatened me.
I took it from their hands and started unpacking it due to my stupid curiosity .when I was opening it they said in sync that I should use it and not keep it on the showcase." but that's a difficult job but I will try for my beautiful sweeties" was my response with that I gave them a flying kiss.they crunched their noses in disgust.I shrugged them off and continued to open my cuties like a small girl.why do they have to wrap this thing with so much cello tape?
wow!!!.i really love it.nivi gave me a mug that said: friends are for ever kept in the heart" and it looked cute.she said that I must use it every day or she will kill me.is that a threat?.so sweeetttttt.then why are they standing here they should be kept in my heart.if I kill them and eat them they will be in my blood and soon in my heart.funny.not
and Vidya gave me an alarm clock in the shape of a guitar
and Vidya gave me an alarm clock in the shape of a guitar. "you became a psychopath due to guitar once and so I don't want that to happen again that will make me kill you so keep it with you" she said.yea that happened once or maybe twice.hehehe...who wouldn't go mad if they said that guitar is for boys.and especially to me.
I only wanted to be born as a boy and not live with a boy
I only wanted to be born as a boy and not live with a boy.i would rather commit suicide than be with an idiot all my life.i too actually hate the male species except my dad.maybe I should consider being a nun.then maybe I can escape from this nonsense arranged marriage.
every girl has a dream that she would marry a model as her husband like movies but the reality is too cruel and you end up being married to an idiot(no offense).and why the heck does they make us marry when we are only 18-22 years old.this is the time that we actually grow wings and fly in our life as an independent female but you just clip our wings like we are not allowed to even crawl.
coming to the point I don't know how I'm gonna repay these little bastards.then suddenly they both came back with a cupcake and stuffed it in my mouth and said happy birthday.I'm gonna kill them on my birthday and celebrate their anniversary every year in my birthday.how dare this stupid fellows.I'm gonna chop them and deep fry them in a volcano and put them away for the dogs to eat.
but "mhgsjdasfdhafgmh" was all I could say with that delicious little thing in my mouth.who the heck founded these wonderful things they must be awarded a Noble prize for their awesome work.and noble prize association must include cooking in their category.translation: I'm gonna kill you, idiots.
the class continued.I distributed chocolates and when I went near Anitha's place.she was chatting with her friends and when she saw me she came to me and took fu**ing took 10 chocolates.and here was feeling that there is not enough to give everyone.she is ruining my mood on my birthday.
"I'm gonna give these to my friends so don't look like you are gonna kill me.and happy birthday" she smirked which I wanna punch right now.but I smiled at her and went away.but why does she need 10 for her friends? I have already distributed to the whole class except her as she was nowhere to be found till now??
you idiiiooooooooooooottttt
"wait till I kill you, you damn pig.give me my chocolate back you psychopath" I shouted at her.
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