I was studying science as the exams were nearing.Hey it's not like I love to study.I am a nerd but not of that Level , to love to study 24/7.
studying means
s-stupid
t-time
u-used
d-during
y-yawning
i-instead of
n-napping or
g-going to dreamland
yeah it is an efficient method to make you sleep when you have serious insomnia that has not been cured since your birth.if you have insomnia please open your book and take page no:1 and read the introduction of the very first lesson.this will cure all your sleeplessness and you will sleep as if you were dead.please share this message to everyone who does not get enough sleep and make your country free from insomnia.
and I'am studying right now to maintain my scores or i won't be allowed to go inside my own house as my mom will be standing at the doorstep of the house with a broom on the right hand and a slipper in the left hand standing ready to beat me to death and turn be into a deep fried fish.
and I'am studying right now to maintain my scores or i won't be allowed to go inside my own house as my mom will be standing at the doorstep of the house with a broom on the right hand and a slipper in the left hand standing ready to beat me to de...
When my mom gets angry she would literally become a vampire you may say.she will come to you,her prey at full force like a blood thirsty monster and suck all your blood till there is no more and will still continue to do so. (what she is saying is that her mom will advice her till she doesn't have the energy to hear it while her mom has a tons of energy to advice her more).poor me.
When i was concentrating on my lesson again I felt something run down my spines.it was as if something ran on my back.And it also made me get goosebumps .when I turned around I was on the verge of bursting out with anger.i saw two creatures or something that must be kept on the zoo or museum or on an experiment lab and surely must not be let to run loose on this face of the planet or to the whole wide world.
because they are creatures that are rare to be born as a stupid orangutans for a human mother.it was a creature named Nivi along with a chimpanzee named vidya who had a cap of the bottle which also looks like the contents of it has been emptied just now by pouring it on me.
Nivi had a goofy smile on her face while vidya was trying her best to control her laughter as her shoulders were shaking.after controlling her laughter she said "why do you always study? that is why you are a nerd.there is still 3 days for the exam.let's play"
Ladies and gentleman my stupid friends thinking that pouring water on someone's neck is called playing
Ladies and gentleman my stupid friends thinking that pouring water on someone's neck is called playing . someone please educate these uneducated fellows that it may cause hypothermia....or not.who knows.and there is just 3 days but 6 lessons to complete which i haven't touched at all.my book looks as good as a new one.
but now my main aim is to kill these gorillas that has made me burn with anger.and that's the end of the science book.R.I.P science book.may this lost soul find peace under the wings of the god.
I ran all around the class with a cap in my hand filled with water.I poured it at some places and even got certain curses from people whom I dashed with while I was chasing them.
but at last I don't know what the heck happened but we ended up singing 'just one day' by the one and only *drum rolls*BTS.
Nivi is an expert in changing lyrics of songs with only their hymps and you know what she dedicated a song for jothi miss using shinchan's theme song,doraemon's theme song and so on.
And she did the same for these songs and it ended up being funny.And we have theme songs for every teachers that take lesson for our class.
Maths miss - danger (you are in danger),just one day(can you please give us our PT period for just one day)
Science miss - not today (no you can't ask us question today.not today)
Social miss - run (run as fast as you can away from this miss)
when we were singing danger our maths miss came.what a timing and oh no the fuc*ing bell didn't ring at all.she is faster than the hands on the clock.she came 5 mins before her period and here she is asking us to stand up and say "goooodddddd mooorrrrrrrnnnnnnniiinnnnnggggggggg mmmmmmiisssssssssssssssss"(good morning miss) like a rhymes or a chorus in the opera and she was glaring at us that can produce a forest fire on all of our hairs.and why the heck is she asking for the respect which we ourselves should give it to her and not asked by her.
she then started teaching geometry which was supposed to be on the syllabus of the next month which my teacher has left on the gutter to rot.and as i woke up so early in the morning, that is 7:59 which is rare for me.its like winning both a noble prize and a Guinness world record at the same time.
"if i were to become the president of India i would announce that waking up before 10:00 am is illegal and would be punished by listening to jothi miss's class.whoever is in favor with me please vote for me.thank you." yes,that would be my presidential speech.and when i become a president i will surely announce it my beloved people of my county.let's make a world where we can all survive and not suffer.
as i don't have the mood to listen to her i went to my la-la wonderland where my cute little hubby lives.yes we have remarried and are living together again.i know you guys are turning green with envy.
at times i listened to what miss was teaching and heard it along the lines like....
draw a line and name it nivi and vidya.draw a line joining them and name it stupid duos.you would get a answer that should be on the museum.is what she says...
and oh no maths test is just a week away and that devil do not even know what a factor is(has teached her what it means more than 30 times but she still doesn't understand).how did she even pass all hee exams till now.she is good in all the other subjects but the worst of the in maths .i know that it is not a word but it is the best word i can think right now to describe how she is.
actually now she tries to listen to class.caption the word tries.but she did improve a bit as she now doesn't ask any stupid questions as she listens to what i say because if she does she would have a big blob on her head caused due to my knock on her head or should i say the friction that happened bwtween her head and my hand.and i can't teach her for another month.if i do it i will die of depression.and if i die i will haunt the soul of the miss who asked me tutor the devil.
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"Anita what is a factor? if you tell me now you won't have to suffer pain later"i smiled to show that im not angry at her which was completely the opposite right now.iam burning with anger at the sight of her since my birthday.
"factors are... what...we can multiply to ...get a number?"she finished with an emotionless face.
my god is this real.she said it.and why did she say it as a question.did she just guessed that now.what am i going to do with this imbecile creature.should i shoot her and say that the cat did it? or maybe i just strangle her to death right now and go to juvenile jail where i can at least get a peace of mind.
"it is correct but try not to guess and just tell it directly next time."i was trying not to shout on top of my lungs at her and so my voice came out a little bit sternly.
she smiled and said "you are still angry because i took your chocolates on your birthday. aren't you?"
am i a small child to be angry over a petty chocolate.or not.yeah im still angry over that.is that a problem?every one loves chocolate and what she did was very stupid like her.i should make chocolate my next boyfriend cause he is so sweet.and god why did you not create her a brain when you send her to earth?.her upper compartment is empty while her mouth stretches from one ear to the other.why god?why?
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