Anita's P.O.V
Am I dreaming?am i having eye problems?or am i dead due to drug overdose?maybe iam hallucinating due to drug right now.that explains my situation.is there really a 100 on my paper or am I imagining things that i wish would happen?
'Please my brain respond to me.calling from control station. over.'
'Reporting.no drugs.no hallucinations.you are alright.over.'
Then why do I feel like I'm on cloud nine?
"Only if haritha could see this.what if she got less mark than me? Hahaha then where would she keep her beautiful face"I thought to myself or that's what I thought.
"Why would I hide my face? And why the heck would I get get low marks than you nut head?"
*screams*
*panting*
Wait when did she get here?and did i say that out aloud?and she called me a nuthead and more importantly where is my baby(test paper)?it was right in my hand just now.
I'm never gonna loose it.I'm lock it with a key and pass it to my grandchildren as a heirloom.And say them about my adventure of how I excaped the claws of a world renowned boxer.
That stupid haritha had it in her hand and she was checking at it seriously.she looked at me with a look that said did-she-cheat?.come on.im not that cheap.I maybe ....did that once before or maybe ....more than once but that was when I was immature and young . now iam a reborn one.or not.
I only shrugged.even I don't know if that was my paper or a paper of another girl named anitha.but there is only one anitha in the class that's me. and that's making me go crazy.I need a registration form for a mental asylum.
I snatched my baby(still the test paper) from her hand as if her hands were on fire and as if it could burn my baby.don't you worry baby I will never let you be taken away from me by that demon boxer.you will be safe in my hands.
I think she must have learnt boxing when she was young.but the only difference is that boxers knocks people out and gets a trophy while she knocks my head and gets a big blob on the point of contact of her hands with my head.
she looked at me for what looked like an eternity with a smile on her face that reached her eyes and then she turned back.
I raised my hands up to knock her on the head for all the blobs she has caused on my head the past month. but she turned back when my hand was still on midair.And I froze in my position.if someone sees me like this they would think that I'm playing rock- paper- scissors on midair with my imaginary friend.
how the heck did she know that i was gonna knock her head?does she have a 7th Sense or something.now that would explain how she always gets 100 in maths ....and science....and social.
She glared at me and when she saw my hand , she smirked.which means the lion sleeping within her is awaken to mock me till the end of the day."Are you playing rock- paper- sissors with your imaginary friend?" See that.
"NO i was just exercising .one two three four..." I stretched my hands up and down and turned my hips.why should I, always be the one to get into these kinds of troubles.she smirked again and left.
Great. just great.
"Grrr" I groaned in frustration and went to my bench to be met with my friends or should I say companions.they have always been my companions and not my friends.they are just jerks but I enjoy my time with them as they ....you know ....help me?.
Darshini opened her mega sized mouth to talk but then she saw a lays packet and started eating it.thank God.I'am not in the mood to listen to her blabbering so I searched somewhere to sleep which I was planning on doing in my place.
Dind ding ding.
I saw haritha sitting in her place with her book opened and her eyes closed with her hands supporting her face.I should learn more from her.didn't she just walk away from me a few seconds ago?.that is a talent that must be dislplayed on India's got talent.with that talent I can sleep through any awesome classes.note my serious sarcasm.
I went near her and screamed in her ear "fireeeeeee" she stood up straight and said and shouted "where is the fire station.call 911" her eyes widened when realization hit her like a rock while I was rolling my ass off on the floor.
She glared at me and said "there are three ways of succeeding in life
#1)dreaming
#2)achieving
#3)minding your business.
And you have 0.0000000001 chance in that."
"You must have been a historian in your previous life.you would have been Shakespeare or something .wait was that Aristotle.who cares." I'm always confused between those historians and authors.they all have a complex name that would take almost a year to memorize and another year to distinguish.I'm too lazy to distinguish them now..
"Some people need a high five
on their face
By a chair
Made of steel
Twice
BY HULK"
I was again laughing hysterically like a mental who escaped from the asylum.remember me asking for a mental asylum registration form,please give it to me right now. I opened my mouth to say something but she beat me to it and said
"stop asking silly questions when you know that I'm gonna answer with a sarcastic answer" and left me there to be looking at her direction with my mouth wide open where mosquitos can enter and escape.
I have always thought that she was one of the ordinary nerds you find in your life but you know what ,you should seriously get a nerd as a friend.I promise you that it will not be disappointing at all.in fact you would be amazed if you get to know them and see their other side where they could be a boxer who is training in secret or a sarcastic person who would never let you to even open your mouth to yawn.
Is she my friend?does she consider me as a friend?I don't care cause I'm gonna make her my friend using my magic which I used on almost half if the population of earth and make her life shine bright like me instead of being remembered by history as a nerd.hehehe
So to annoy her more I started calling her master as she helped me get me my baby (is still calling her test paper a baby).my baby looked so cute with those two chubby cheeks.and a lean nose on the left.
"Master.please teach me maths" I went in front of her suddenly with a puppy face on an attempt to scare her to which she responded by looking at me with a blank face.well that was kind of.... awkward.
"Why the hell should I teach you maths? And who in the name of hell are you calling me master?"she yelled at me.
Well that ...Made me kind...of....sad?.
"come on you were the first one to teach me and made me get centum and so I'm calling you master and you should be the one who teaches me remember?" I asked her.
"Hey have you forgotten that Judy miss asked me to teach you till you get good marks and you did got a good mark then why the heck should I teach you?"she asked annoyed.
I hate to admit it but I was really hurt by her words.hey I'm not a lesbian no offense meant.I'm straight but maybe it hurts because I thought of her as a friend.
"Then you can teach me as your friend.how about that? friends?"I extended my hand.she looked like she was thinking and after 1 minute 20 seconds of serious thinking she said "yes but never interrupt my sleep or I won't be a human being"
As if she is one now.
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