Haritha's P.O.V
just another ordinary day with my new Fri-end who seems to be over excited about something which i don't care and don't really wanna talk about.my ears are close to bleeding and if i loose my precious ear which I seriously need for hearing my songs, just because of a patient who escaped the mental asylum and has been lost for the past 16 years and is very dangerous and is sitting next to me killing me with her plans.yes the best explanation.well you understand right.
And yea you guessed it right the person next to me is the great Anita and the thing that she is excited about is the tour that they have announced a few seconds ago.the reason behind my grumpiness is because of my over protective parents who are afraid of 'me' being left alone in a place full of 'wild animals'(classmates) or should i say 'wolves'(men) and are more afraid as I'm their one and only precious daughter who they can't live or breathe without for even a single f-ing second.
come on is a two day trip that long and we are just going to Mysore and Bangalore which is just 582.km away from here.I wish they would take me free of cost .at least then my parents would reconsider.
Nivi's and Vidya's parents have already given them permission to go a month ago and you know what the whole f-ing class is going.I wanna freaking cry but you know what crying does not make any change.it just adds the cherry on top of your problems.
So I'am just sitting here deep in thoug-
"Haritha there is a lizard near you.run for your dear life"someone shouted in a high pitch voice but I just ignored it as I thought it was a prank.
"HARITHA!!!"
This made me look down and I saw two red glowing eyes glaring at me.if looks could kill then I would be up above in heaven singing hallelujah.
I saw a mother*cker Lizard white in colour about 23 cm and at a distance of 50 cm away from my feet and it looked like it would come even closer if I don't run now .yea I'm in a mood to measure the length and describe about the most beautiful thing in the world I've seen which is dead serious on coming near me.
I'm generally not afraid of lizards but that is when they are at least 1 meter. scratch that a kilometer away.but now it is way too close in my comfort zone.
When it wiggled it's tail that was my cue.I stood up upright that i felt a little light headed.I took my bag and made a run.if this was an Olympic race I would have ran faster than Usain bolt and made India win a gold medal.
I went far away and sat on a bench and now everyone started shouting near me.great.I'm gonna kill this harmful creature and save the planet. one day.but not today.
Suddenly someone sat on my lap followed by another and that's it.I was fuming with anger and when I saw who it was ,my anger level increased along with my blood pressure.both Nivi and Vidya was sitting on my lap with an expression that could explain only one thing.death.
I pushed them away and went farther away.i went back to my place after i knew that it just went in the opposite direction and waited for a hero to save the world.and then a hero came and slated the Dragon and saved the earth,from the claws of the terrifying creature that destroyed the world
The end
Actually what happened was one of our teachers came and took it out with a broom.eww.no way in hell am i going to touch that ever again.
Now I was back to being gloomy and then somebody tapped my shoulder and when I looked back I couldn't help but plot plans to kill her.how can someone be so obnoxious.
"Why do you look sad?" She asked with a pout of a 5 year old.now imagine a cow while eating or maybe a ....nah I'm thinking about something disgusting so I don't wanna say it aloud
BREAKING NEWS
common sense is now a endangered species.stupidity has taken over the world and unfortunately there is no known cure.
I plastered a smile on my face and said "no I'm not" and turned to face my book which i took out of my bag to look at the minimum pictures it has. especially the picture of Anita with her hand on her head scratching it. when i turned around i saw the same thing on the book on reality.Anita had her hand on her head scratching it.

i couldn't help but burst out laughing at the sight and without control i slipped and ended up face planting on the floor.ouch.with the bench falling right after me.OUCH.i'am not clumsy.it's just the floor hate me,the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.....

now it was her chance to laugh at me. in between her laughs she asked "omg is the floor hurt?" and again started laughing more hysterically.
'ah gravity thou art a heartless bitch' i thought to myself and fixed my bench and just and looked at my book again to see more pictures of Anita ."hey what happened? why do you look sad?" she asked me.how would she know my pain when she goes to tour every year while i sit here in the scorching sun and listen to the blabbering of some new teacher teaching "1+1=2"and the worst part is some doesn't know grammar and teaches like(use the exact pronunciation and read)"buplic froferties mest be frotected.rules mest be fellowed"(translation:public properties must be protected.rules must be followed ) or "please shit down and took your books".you don't know how hard it is to hear when someone murders a language that is known by even preschoolers.
"I'm your friend you know.i can help" well that touched my heart so i told her about my parents in one breath .she looked at me and asked with terror"isn't your father the one who comes as the first one to come to school to pick you up.and always looks upright like he is gonna shoot someone if they come near him or his daughter?" She asked in one breath .she breathed in and continued anyways "the one who always climbs trees and roams the city in his scooty with loads of neem leaves which is used for exorcising ghosts? the super--- never mind"(neem leaves are use in India to exorcise ghosts).
"yep thats him the infamous super dad.i was the one who named him that so don't worry and those neem leaves are not for exorcising ghosts its for the creatures with two horns on their head like you which my mom calls her daughter while the one whom she carried for 10 months stands right beside her begging her for dinner" did i ever mention the goats my mom rears with utmost care and feeds them with a smile while ignoring her own kin.and my father looks like he is the cousin of osama bin laden but he acts like a 3 year old at home.i wish my father would grow up.he is a Charlie Chaplin with Hitler's moustache
"now i see where the temper comes down from " she mumbled but due to my sharp ears i heard it but i'm smart enough to ignore the blabber of an old lady.
"idea"
this single word with 4 letters made me turn my head so fast towards her that i might have broke it.i had a smile so bright that the 100 watts bulb would be jealous of me. "i will call your mom and beg her to allow you to come for tour .but on one condition" on her demand my smile faltered.what is her freaking problem?can't she just allow me to live a day happily?
i clenched my fists,gritted my teeth and asked her what her demand was.she smiled and said that she would tell me after she has accomplished the mission.please god let it be something simple and not as complicated as a maths problem.yes for me a maths sum is the most complicated matter in the world.but can be solved with a solution that i have no idea how it comes.
dear math,
i'am a teenager. i'm not a therapist.its been years now.grow up and buy a calculator and solve your own problems.i'm tired of solving them for you.i liked you so much before you and the alphabet started hooking up.and i'am sick and tired of finding your 'x' and i don't know 'y' she left you.just accept the fact that she is gone.move on dude.
sincerely,
students,
the person who hates you
once a maths teacher put 2x plus 5x2 -8 plus 21a and said come solve the problem.so i got up and erased the board.problem solved!
now back to point she accepted to help me and i'm crossing my fingers hoping that they would leave me to enjoy paradise where I could eat and sleep for 2 days but have to come to hell anyways.
*time skip*
i'm at home and waiting anxiously for Anita to call my mom.i waited till 8:00 pm but my bae sleep just wouldn't let me alone.i have a date tonight with my bed.we are totally gonna sleep together.i love my relationship with my bed,no commitment needed.we just sleep together every night....
dear sleep,
i'm sorry i hated you when i was little,now i can't get enough of you.i'm sorry we broke up in the morning.i want you back....
*dream*
i was in train going to Mysore and Bangalore.the scenery was awesome.the air was fresh.i was floating in the air.then suddenly the sound of a bomb was heard.
ring ring
What a weird bomb.so every passenger were asked to get out of the train.
what a nice way to disturb my journey.....
*dream ends*
*ring ring**ring ring*
who the heck is calling during midnight.cant you see that a good night sleep is needed to wake up tomorrow.my mother went and attended the call so i tossed back on the bed.I Don't give a single shit on who it is.
don't give up on your dreams.keep sleeping....
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