Conversations with my mother are kinda hilarious. 

A couple days ago I was in the car with my mom and we got a milkshake. I was casually sipping away when I saw a dude with a nice butt walking with his, I think, boyfriend. I look back in front of me and say "That dude had a cute butt." She responded with "The one with brown pants?" And when I said 'yes' she just agreed with a hum in response. 

    Our discussions normally are like that.

 I love my mom.