Conversations with my Father are also weird.

I remember one time I was talking with my dad about how to quickly kill someone quietly. I'm not going to go into much detail about the conversations with my dad because they are normally very gore inducing and extremely, well, extreme. 

    But you can imagine the conversations we normally have are about killing people or blowing things up.

  That is my father for you. My dad and mom are not the best mix, but, more on that later.

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