Ok lets continue the story 

i was walking towards him and he was like

"Oh u little sick fak wanna one of this shit"

but he dint say that shit his face say it . i know right weird AF

Ok i was there and he say "what ur problem u little shrimp

he call me a shrimp and i say " welp a little shrimp got more balls to defend a friend than u cause u pricking on a faking kid"

everyone was like damn son

i watch roast vid on youtube what can i say

and he is shamed soo to cover his shame he say "U and ME at lunch on the field"

welp my first faking day on a school what can i say im good at failing

(plss kil me)

ok and then the open ceremony shit begin we sitting and the principal says shit cause he want us to be good at this shit and other student give him no damn fak everyone does not give him a damn fak about his shit

(im gonna skip all this shit and go to the fight part)

so after lunch i went to the field and i see sum fuk wussy standing there with 2 of their fuktard bodyguard

i went toward him and say 1 V 1 after school

And he say "oo someone going to his mommy"

i replied "bitch please i want a good fuk rep here i want to get some fuking diploma and not being a nation trash just like u"

he run to me and u know what i do

I faking run what do u think i was going to do

faking reader this is comedy not faking fiction book

ok i parkour the shit out of him 

on the u know sit place right a get to the not top but the middle one and jump of 

he cant jump cause he was a fat fak 

the bell ring at the right moment

i grab a drink before i get to my class

that it for today fam