Dear Nobody,

I would like to introduce you to my worst enemy. Do you see that wall over there? The one made with three feet of solid steel? Not that one the other one with the giant middle finger spray painted on it. That's the wall I like to call writer's block. I'm going to talk about it for the sake of ... I don't fucking know because I want to. 

This piece of shit is the fucking worst. It's why my story hasn't had an update in a while. It's why I constantly wonder if it's even worth it.

I get to the point with all of my stories where I just feel like I've lost all of my direction and I just want to start over and cry. That's why I like writing short stories because I don't lose my direction like always. 

I've heard all of the tips for writer's block but really the only thing that helps me is to change my focus from one story to another which is not a good way to beat writer's block. Jumping causes you to lose track of where you were in your story and makes your thoughts jumbled and fuzzy. 

What? Oh, this isn't a blow torch to try and melt down writer's block. That would be dangerous. I'm using the blow torch to light the military grade explosives. It's an experiment.... for science. 

Good luck with your walls.

The WritingEvil

*BOOM*