Grocery Store-Evening
(Max and Blake are seen cruising around in the store shopping for groceries)
Max: (I wonder what I should give him from here.)
Max: Is that all you want?
Blake: Yeah, but I still wish we could've gotten the pizza pillows instead of this blue baron pizza, it looks rotten.
Max: It's supposed to look rotten but it tastes good, besides those pizza pillows are meant to be used as party food. Oh, and remember the CAPTAIN TOAST CRUNCH...
Blake: (Annoyed) Belongs to you.
Max: And the Tricks cereal...
Blake: Belong to me.
Max: Good, now that you know, I won't have to force you to wash the dishes for eating all of my cereal.
Blake: You make me wash the dishes almost every night!
Max: I said "Force", there's a difference.
Blake: Hey Max, how come the bunny on the tricks box never gets to eat his own cereal?
Max: Because he keeps trying to steal them from kids, hence the slogan from the commercial, "Tricks are for kids".
Max: Now that I think about it, why can't the Rabbit just go to the nearest store and by his own cereal?
Blake: Maybe he doesn't have money, but he could probably get it for free since he made it.
(Max and Blake make their way to the self-checkout lane)
Max: (Chuckles) Okay, let's change the subject; we're going into WAY too much detail over cereal mascots, it turned into a full on discussion.
*Screaming*
Max & Blake:.... !?
(Two large reptilian-like creatures the size of rhinos resembling Gila-monsters from the reptile family come crashing inside the area full of people)
(Mormon from the previous chapter with armor on is seen riding on top of one of the gilas)
Mormon: We will reclaim!
Max: Great, another street knight.
Blake: (Nervous) Are those Gilas!?
Max: Yeah, big ones too... Let's get them out of here, Blake.
(Blake nods)
Mormon: (Laughs) Still think I'm worthless!?
Max: They see me rolling!
Blake: They hating'!
Max & Blake: Patrol and they're tryna' catch me ridin dirty!
Mormon: (Confused) The hell?
(Mormon turns around and spots Blake pushing Max while he's standing on top of the buggy with his sword drawn singing Chamillionaire's rap song, Ridin')
Max: Lighting-Swipe!
(Max sends one of the Gila's crashing against an ice machine)
Mormon: The Lighting Wielder, I didn't think your hair would look as weird as everyone says.
Max: Well aren't you one to talk, you look like Dr.Brown from Back to the future.
Max: Who are you anyway?
Mormon: I'm Mormon, my boss sent me to feed you to my pets, I also used to work here until I got laid off for stupid reasons!
Max: Did you have to add in that last part?
Mormon: Of course, today's a win for me!
Max: (Nonchalant) Well I'm sorry to hear that Mormon, but that doesn't give you the right to come in here with big-ass lizards and decide to attack people in psychotic rage.
Mormon: Heh, hear that boy, kid thinks he's the law!
Max: Um, no, that's not even close to what I think-
(The Gila starts to attack Max with its sharp claws, but Max quickly blocks each incoming strike after drawing his sword and takes the fight outside)
Blake: I'm coming Max!
(Before Blake can get outside he comes to a stop and spots the Gila that Max knocked out gets back up)
Blake: (Nervous) Oh... no.
(Blake suddenly realizes that he forgot his sword, he then backs away in fear.)
(The Gila chases after Blake who is running in tears)
Blake: (Whining) Everyone please evacuate, I the sidekick of the Lightning Wielder will keep it busy!
Outside
(The fight between Max and the reptile continues)
(A car is seen pulling up to the store, we see the driver's POV looking at Max fighting as a big crowd of people flee from the area.)
Max: (The police should be here soon, I better hurry up and finish this before it gets unnecessarily hectic. )
(Max leaps on top of the Gila's nose then knees Mormon in the chin knocking him off.)
(Max then prepares to stab the Gila's back, but Mormon shoots out a whip from his wrist gauntlet and wraps it around Max's arm.)
(The Gila whips him off sending him rolling to the ground)
(Max slowly gets up but his arm is in pain)
Max: (In pain) (Its tail, the poison numbed my arm!)
(Max crawls over to a car, but Mormon still has whip wrapped around his arm.)
Mormon: Not as strong as you're made out to be, huh?
Mormon: Bite his head off, boy!
*BANG*
???:(Singing) I shot you down, bang-bang, you hit the ground bang-bang.
Mormon: (Confused) Huh?
(The Gila is shot multiple times making it back away from the defenseless Max)
(A handsome yet scruffy-looking man in his early 30's holding a handgun pistol walks closer, still singing as Max looks and smiles singing along with him.)
(It's Aaron, now an adult and no longer has his New York accent for some reason.)
Aaron- Age: 34
Max: (Smirking) Long time no see, Aaron.
Aaron: That's "Detective Hawk" to you, Stone...
(Aaron looks up at the creature, not showing the slightest bit of fear but rather disgust.)
Aaron: There's nothing in this world that I hate more than animals, especially ugly ones like reptiles. So do me a favor and let me put you down with a violent euthanization.
Meanwhile...
(Blake is still running for his life but gets snatched away by someone when he get to the end on an aisle.)
(A redhead girl around her mid to late teens wearing hat covering the upper half of her face steps out and confronts the Gila while holding Blake in her arms like a stuffed teddy bear.)
To Be Continued...
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