Today was a day

I had foolishly thought

Would be filled with work

But that's all for naught

For naught is exactly

What I have done

It was a weekend okay?

And there was wifi

Shut up.

So what there was wifi?

You've got no self control

You do almost nothing

Until your parents come home

It's an hour to midnight

You've got nothing done

Oh now you're starting

You ignorant butt