Update - one thirty am

Okay so. Turns out that he was pretty right about the ritual things and how the ones online are wrong and he is right. Only problem is that it took half an hour to actually work and I ended up getting out of the shower half naked to see someone sat in the dark of my dining room playing on my phone.

Of course, I freaked and threw the TV controls at him, I thought he was a burglar. So anyway, my professor has horns, claws, and he’s sitting smirking at my Grindr profile and smoking my cigarettes and telling me that I’m too edgy to find a guy with my kind of profile, and no wonder I needed his help.

Somehow I was convinced he was edgier than me considering he’s literally Lucifer himself but I guess not, even Lucifer isn’t that edgy.

I'm not even sure what do to at this point, do I make him a cup of coffee? The fresh heart of a pig from the butchers? Take down my Grindr profile cause god damn? Okay yeah, I’ll stop, wait maybe saying god damn is a good thing, or is it offensive to him? Huh, who knows.

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I cooked up some bacon and gave him it, he frowned but ate it anyway so I don’t even know if it was helpful. Apparently, he can’t leave until he does something for me, a ‘favour’ but I don’t even know what to ask, so uh, at least I know that my professor is Lucifer or at least a demon, I’m not too sure. What to ask him I don’t know, I mean. I have questions, like why is he a religious professor? Why does he look so young despite being a demon? Why don’t his claws and horns usually show? Why is he so good looking?

But none of those really count as favours apparently, just the 'usual questions’. Hm, alright then.