{first person - Josh}

Alright, there may be something I forgot to mention. I have a cat, this might not sound relevant but it is. She's a maine coon, called Friday. I named her that cause I got her on a Friday. Anyway, I'm rambling.

I guess demons don't like cats? Or something like that. I'm making no sense right? Well, neither is 'Cal' or whatever he said his name is. I'd left Cal in the kitchen while I went to go sleep, I was texting my date; supposed date anyway, suddenly Friday started hissing - which was unusual for her. I stepped out from my bedroom and Friday still stood on the sofa hissing and lashing her tail, to my surprise, Cal joined her on all fours doing the same thing.

Do demons have a thing against cats or something? I'll have to ask him. I put Friday in her room, (I filled my spare room with a bunch of cat furniture), and went back to bed. Honestly, I have nothing worth stealing so Cal can wander around my apartment if he wants, I don't overly care.

I mean I didn't care, until he decided to climb into my bed, curl himself around me and pretty much start to spoon me. I have two questions. What's the deal with demons and cats, and why did I even let him spoon me?

Friday isn't even a black cat she's like a mix of different shades of grey, (maybe even fifty), if she was, it'd be understandable with the whole black cats are unlucky thing. It's not true, right? but considering demons are apparently real, I can believe anything. To be fair he wasn't there when I woke up, so it might have just been having a dream, well, more like a nightmare. Was it a dream? I don't know. Anyway, another question.

Why is Cal so weird? Because walking into my kitchen at 10 am and seeing my hot professor eating cat food isn't my normal routine, apparently, he sees no issue with it considering its just meat. Still, it comes in a package saying it helps cats digestion, it's weird if a guy starts eating it y'know? Anyway, I'll stop rambling on. You'll start thinking I like him or something hah...

Definitely not.

{first person - Cal}

Apparently eating cat food isn't something widely expected, despite the fact it's just a mix of meat and vegetables. I don't understand humans, what's the issue? I was hungry, if the cat eats it then it's safe.

I think I managed to show my dominance with an insult to the cat though, shame I can't talk to it like some other demons can, oh well. I assume I got my point across.

Spooning Josh probably wasn't my most romantic gesture to make him attracted to me, but I have standards, he can't make me sleep on the floor or sofa. If there's a bed, he should share, it's only fair, even if that does mean getting up close and personal with him. Not that I think he particularly minded, he slept pretty deeply and I managed to delete those dating apps on his phone.

No thank you, Josh, you don't want them.

Now I've just gotta make sure that cat knows who's in charge around here, I eat food first, then she can deal with the scraps. Stupid cats.

I rather them over dogs, however. Dogs are so weird with those dopey faces and all that sloppy drool, Intimidating too. To be fair that cat is huge, practically the size of a dog.

Anyway, I guess I should go check on Josh, I thought I heard a thud, perhaps he fell from his bed. Probably was all confused I wasn't there anymore and got lonely, cute.