I stretched my arms a cross the beaten apartment that looked like a wreck.  Ring!!! Ring!!!! the phone went.  "Leave me alone," I ached.  Its been years since I stepped my foot even in a puddle.  My house was a wreck,  What else did I have to wish for with this call. it wasn't inportant to me,  I had no intentions at all in answering it.  I hopped up and grabbed the half mute phone.  "hello," I asked half sleep.  "Hello may I speak to Miley Wires please."  "This is her,"  I replied suddenly more interested.  Its been years it feels since someones said my full name like I mattered.  Hopefully it was good news though,  "We heard of you and as a gift we present you a water park in fact we don't quite know what to do with it."  Chuckled the woman a little,  My eyes popped out the socket as soon as I heard the word water park.  The sweet smell of chlorine clogged my nose and the sweet sweet junk food filled my mouth.  I caught myself and quickly asked, "is this a joke."  "No how could we ever we couldn't bare,"  chuckled the woman once more.  "wait were is this place,"  I asked trying not to sound desprate.  Though  Her laugh was mostly pig snorts,  "Honesty river." She replied getting back to business.  I froze solid.  That's one of the best water parks ever this could help me out a lot,  Get me out this crumbly apartment fix this broken leg.  Oh I be great,  I thought of all the wonders and came to a answer.  "I take it."  I screamed.  "uh ok,"  replied the woman a little off.