Previously on One Idiot and Two grown ups
Glamist: Uhhh... Rogers, is We're The Opposite
Gale: Oops wrong title
- "Rogers, how did you got that fridge?"
- "Too much questions Glam, I work remember"
- "I know that"
- "Then don't ask me anything ok, questions will be answered at the end of the tour" Rogers said as he drank the juice. After he drank the juice, he fainted.
- "Holy shit Rogers!" Glamist said in panic. Then the light turned off.
- "I have a bad feeling of this" FA said in panic.
- "Guys relax, maybe Gale's just playing with us it's just a prank from-" Danaelya said as he got "killed by some mysterious person.
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" FA and Glamist screamed.
- "I want your blood" The mysterious guy whispered in a spooky tone as FA jumped onto Glamist.
- "Let's get the fuck out of here"
- "Good idea"
FA and Glamist started running and they got out of the storage. They split up to be more "safe" witch it was a bad idea... For them at least. Rogers started chasing Glamist first.
FA: Stop right there. Glamist nor I get scared that easy
Gale: Are you sure you guys are not siblings?
FA: We're not siblings, why you say something like that?
Gale: CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE INTERRUPTING THE STORY!
FA: I'm just telling a fact
Gale: Yeah yeah fuck you and continue your work
FA: Bitch
Have you ever seen Friday 13th or A Nightmare On Elm Street? If you've seen it you probably know that every time there's a pendeja that runs and there's a wall and you can't keep running. Well that happened to our dearest Glamist with out mysterious vampire killer that is a mix between Jason, Leather Face (If you saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre you will know who the fuck is him) and Freddy Kruger. Glamist was freaking out, he even covered himself thinking that "Krasce" was going to kill him.
- "Wow I can't believe this" Rogers said as he scratched Glamist's shirt and broke it"
- "Rogers? YOU DID ALL OF THIS!?"
- "Hey calm down and happy Halloween"
- "You're a fucking bitch"
- "Thank you very much I deserve it now tell me, where's FA?"
- "She went to the house"
- "Perfect"
Rogers went inside the house to scare the fuck out of FA. She was lying in her bed cause she thought that she's finally "safe". Rogers kicked the door and FA started screaming. Rogers got closer to FA to "kill" her witch it ended up terrible. You may ask; Why? two words NUT SHOT. Then Rogers started to roll down on the floor in pain.
- "Fuck!" Rogers said in pain.
- "Rogers? YOU WANTED TO SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME YOU HOE!" FA said angrily.
- "Happy Halloween" Rogers said rolling on the floor.
- "What happened he- Ok I know what just happened" Glamist interrupted.
- "Glam, why your shirt is fucked up?" FA asked.
- "Rogers did that along with the prank" Glamist replied.
- "I'm sorry for that Rogers" FA added.
- "I deserved it" Rogers replied.
And you all know the lesson in this story and it goes to the male readers. Never scare the fuck out of a girl or she will punch you right in the dick. That's all for today folks and Happy not Halloween.
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