Hi my name is Robbie Darkness Dementia Raven Rotten and I have dark oily black hair that reaches my neck and sad gray eyes like the void that is my heart and a lot of people tell me I look like a ken doll (AN: if u don't know what that iz get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Glanni Glæpur but I wish I was because hes a major fucking hottie. I have rubbery pale skin. I'm also a fairy princess, and I live in a lair in Lazy Town where I try to make Sportacus leave (I'm old). I'm a villian (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly purple. I love my disguises and I make all my clothes myself. For example today I was wearing a purple and maroon striped vest and matching striped spandex pants, white dress shirt and black leather dress shoes. I was wearing x-tra strength hair gel. I was walking outside the Mayor’s house. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of active kids stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Robbie!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Sportacus!

“What’s up Sportaflop?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my popcorn finish and I had to go away.