FA arrived to the house and put the keys on the counter. When she went to the living room, she saw Rogers sitting in the couch with his camouflage jacket.
- "Rogers what are you doing with that jacket?" FA asked.
- "I'm going to work in five minutes" Rogers replied.
- "You're not going with that" FA added.
- "Great, every fucking day you sound like my mother" Rogers said as he grabbed his keys.
- "Rogers, have you experienced cold? Like very low temperatures?" FA asked as she sat on the couch.
- "Only when it rains" Rogers replied.
- "This is totally different. Grab your wallet, we're going to Walmart"
- "I'd rather prefer Kmart"
- "Fuck that, you need a new jacket"
- "I ain't gonna throw this jacket away, my brother gave this to me when I was in 6th grade, and Mr. Terry bit the buttons of his left arm"
- "Did I told you throw it away?"
- "Um... no"
- "That's what I thought. By the way, who's Mr. Terry?"
- "My brother's dog. We had to adopt him cause a son of a bitch stabbed him"
- "I don't wanna imagine that moment, anyways let's go"
- "Hold it right there, we're going in my motorcycle"
- "Rogers, is cold outside"
- "I can handle it don't worry"
Meanwhile on their way to Walmart
- "F-F-FA i-i-is s-s-so f-f-f-fucking c-c-c-cold" Rogers said.
- "To je ono što imate jer me ne slušaš" FA replied in Croatian.
- "No hablo Croata" Rogers added in Spanish. (Obviously)
(Use google if you want to know what we said for fuck sake)
- "I don't speak Spanish"
- "We have something in common, and different at the same time"
- "I don't understand, but anyways"
- "By the way, what were gonna buy at Walmart?"
At Walmart
- "WOHOO! THIS IS AWESOME!" FA shouted as Rogers was running around the store with a shopping cart with FA in.
A few minutes later security came and chase Rogers and FA around the store. Guess what my fellow reader, they ended up in the manager's office cause of that "scandal".
- "Can we leave?" Rogers asked to the manager.
- "No" The manager replied.
- "You know something you grumpy bitchy old man" Rogers said as he stood up and walked towards the manager.
- "Rogers behave" FA whispered.
- "You can't retain us for running around the store on a shopping cart, you're acting like a motherfucking teacher"
- "What you said young boy?" The manager said in a "who the fuck you think you are" tone.
- "What you heard. Now, let us do our fucking shopping or else I solve this with a judge" Rogers finished.
FA and Rogers finally got out of that problem and continue with their things, only without the shopping cart thing. FA was confused about the discussion between him and the manager. She couldn't believe he actually did that.
- "How the fuck that happened?" FA asked.
- "I have my rights" Rogers replied.
- "Do you want to be a lawyer or some shit like that?"
- "Nah deja eso. By the way, what's with the challenge of the Bungee Jumping, Sky Diving, etc?"
- "Next year"
- "NEXT YEAR!? Why?"
- "It's almost Christmas for God's sake, do you want to end up frozen in a lake?"
- "Nah, I'm good. I'll be happy building a snowman instead"
- "Why you're so childish?"
- "I haven't seen snow before that's why I'm gonna stay this year on Brooklyn"
- "You haven't seen snow on Christmas?"
- "Let me say it this way, Puerto Rico + Tropic line = NO SNOW"
- "Ok, then let's go home"
- "Do not "cuddle" me while I'm on high speed on my motorcycle, I get nervous and I can't focus on the road"
- "Why would I do that?"
- "Four words; Scared of getting crashed"
- "What ever you say Mr. Rogers"
Back to the house
- "Where have you guys been?" Danaelya asked.
- "We were in Walmart... just buying some things" FA and Rogers replied
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