so a player has begun a game for a few sessions in between chapters so i can work ahead on the story and he can exercise his dungeon mastering. i will be focusing on my character, Olma.

DM: "you walk in and see 3 people in robes sitting around a plastic table, they are..." Olma: "YOU'D THINK WITH THEIR GREAT MAGICS THEY COULD MAGIC THEMSELVES A BETTER TABLE."

Olma: " You from arizona??" DM in character: " yes, how could you tell!?"

Olma: " ARIZONA GUYYY"

DM: * rolls 8 and turns dice to 20* "A NAT 20!" P: "he rolled an 8...."

DM: "you see a golden orb engraved with patterns, and on top of it is a golden cross." Olma: "A JESUS BOMB."