Beast master was takin' a bath in his hot tub out in the woods. A particulary faboulus hot tub made out of fake gold. He was sittin' there, just chillin', listenin' to some tunes.

Then, suddenly, came a creature out of a tree. "Hullu, hullu!" the creature said. It had black eyes and a big smile. Beast master was pretty sure that this was sid, but different.

"Shit, you look strange af!" Beast master said. "Ma name a szjeff!" the creature said. Beast master just looked at him and said "Learn grammar ya little scumbag!"

Szjeff was now sad and walked away, but turned around and said "Y'all got donuts here in da woods?"

Beast master pointed at a mountain and said "Yeah, those kids up there got sum".

Szjeff ran to the mountain and then talked to the kids and then ate them. Yes, the kids.

To be continued... 

P.S NEXT EPISODE HAS ACTION, OK?