Day twenty two?
its dark... and stuff...
my head hurts, and the grass would seem nice and fluffy, but it's more annoying than anything, its like leaves but all over your face, you get what I'm talking about?
nonetheless, I was drowsy... in some kind of cemetary, until some weird person lizard thing began talking to me, I can even perfectly recall the conversation!
the creature spoke with "Hello person on the floor!" in a very loud and obnoxious voice
and I responded with "Huh what? where am I?"
"you are in Gaiia! a fantasy world with a prophecy about four gods, eldritch monsters and the anihalation of the entire world!"
"oh..."
I didn't really know what to say, I guess its a little cool that I transcended space and time and entered another world, how odd... then the weird lizard man bit my wrist
"ow, uh?!"
I was really confused, and we just kinda did a tugga war, until I told the lizard man to stop, we just kinda looked at each other after splitting , the lizard sitting down along with me, he was a humanoid lizard man, with iguana like shaped head, a horn at the end of his snout, two long goat like horns, and a long orange reptillian mohawk thing, probably to call the ladies, otherwise, he was red scaled, and covered in peasant clothing, along with being pretty skinny. I then spoke to this creature man. seeing one of his eyes seem to have wandered off
"Hey... what's with the eyes going off"
"oh eyes? Nashor's eyes move independandtaly of one another to maximize eye proficiency! one is to look at food while Nashor uses the other to look out for predators! Nashor thinks this is a neat trick, he cannot understand why humans don't do the same...!"
"uh... who's Nashor?"
"Nashor is Nashor!"
"Is Nashor a god?"
"Perhaps!"
"Is Nashor your friend?"
"Nay!"
"are you Nashor?"
"Aye! that is a pun because we were talking about eyes"
"oh okay"
more awkward silence... creating an interesting dialogue is hard
"so uh... wanna show me around?"
"Yes, human person from another dimension! Nashor will be even show you the alternative version of yourself!"
"there's an alternative version of myself?"
"Indeed! though Nashor will not allow you to touch him or talk to him! it will stray the timeline and the god of time, Conasis, will not be pleased! especially since that version of you is the chosen one!"
"oh cool, that kinda makes sense"
because of my whole predicament of being probably that one guy who found the cure for cancer by accident, nonetheless, Nashor began walking me out of the graveyard
"especially do not let the Great Evil One get their hands on you! or Nashor... Nashor will not be pleased, becaused last time I worked with someone like that-"
He paused, as if reliving some horrific event, I couldn't really symphasized, since he's a lizard guy... and his voice is kinda bludgeoning, to be honest
"Anywhosers! Nashor recommends to neeeever let their hands get a hold of us! since we are liberal to fate, and if the great evil gets their hands on us, they will use us to cheat their own death! which is a nono!"
"oh, ok"
nonetheless, Nashor would ask me a question as we walked
"Nashor wonders what is your name!"
"oh.. me? umm"
I didn't want this weird lizard man to find out my true name, and I don't really trust anyone, he's also kinda hasty that we be friends, seeing he grabbed my by the hand
"call me none... mainly because I have an odd... quirk about me"
things goes silent
"Nashor thinks that is an edgy and lame name! otherwise, In return of your name giving... Nashor..."
I then spoke under my breath
"oh cool, I already know that"
"Rawrg!?"
"What?"
"Rawwwrge"
"why are you doing that?"
"rawr :U"
I would then check the internet to see what's going on... something about Net neutrality being repealed.... must be nothing... then... the internet was cut off seeing the portal I came from closed
"Nashor... is there internet here?"
"rawrg?"
"huh?"
"rawrg?"
End of entry 22...
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