Y/N POV:

“WE HAVE A PROBLEM!” I Yell

“Okay....what? HAVE I KNOCKED YOU UP!” he yelled very worried

“No much worse” I sigh “my parents are coming over for the weekend...so, they need a place to sleep” I explain

“sofa” he suggests

“our sofa? you can’t fit three people sat comfortably on that thing how are two grown adults going to sleep on it” I sigh

“with great difficulty?” he shrugs “teach them to get a hotel” he shurgs

“thats mean, I wouldn't make your parents sleep on the sofa” I sigh

“because your scared of my mum” he laughs

“what! she fucking is terrifying, look what she did to you in twenty eight years” I laugh

“HEY!” he complains “there is nothing wrong with me, I am perfectly fine” he says

“thomas your scared of hairbrushes” i laugh

“what! past trama, see how well you like hair brushes if as a child if you tried to move while your mum brushed your hair you get slapped with it” he explains

“whatever thomas” I sigh going into my room and gathering all my clothes and tiding them up and slowly but surely moving all my sex stuff over to thomas’ room

“what are you doing?” he asks

“nothing” I giggle moving anything I dont want my parents to find either far under the bed or into thomas’ room until I was just finished putting my stuff in a draw in his room

“what are you doing in my room?” he asks

“well my parents have to sleep somewhere and my room was easier to clean so...I’m staying in here” I explain

“fine” he shrugs sitting on his bed

“wait? your fine with this? even though Im invading your space? and touching all your stuff?” I ask a bit confused

“y/n at this point, we are sleeping with each other almost ever night, I’m used to the idea of you being in my bed, it’s just you wont sneak back to your room after you think I’ve fallen asleep” he explains

“I dont sneak out, we are done with sex so i go back to my room” I shrug as I continue moving things in to his room “oh if you have nothing better to do go in the kitchen and eat some food” I tell him

“why?” he asks

“because I bought like grown up food for the house soo make it look like we eat it” I tell him

“your parents arnt going to look in the cupboards” he laughs

“Oh yes they will” I sigh “and they are getting here a 1 please wear something other then your boxers and your old shirt” I tell him

“why? I’m comfy” he sighs

“just please....you know what my mum is like she would tell the queen about looking presentable so just please do as I ask for one dam weekend” I tell him

“fine” he complains “I better be getting sex for this” he sighs

“no” I tell him as I go to the living room and begin cleaning in there

“Oh come on thats not fair, I should get a reward for behaving properly, I got sucked off for getting take away last week” he sighs leaning on the door

“yeah well we cant do anything sexy while my parents are here” i warn him

“WHAT! NOTHING! FOR HOW LONG!” he yells coming over and holding me tightly very very worried

“they arrive at 1pm today and will go on there train on Monday at 9am” I explain

“THREE DAYS! I cant not cum for three days! I dont think i can even do that” he says very panicy

“Oh you’ll be fine” i laugh “just do it in the shower” I laugh

“No...the door lock is broke what if like your dad or something comes in while Im having a shower” he complains

“then notify people your going to have a shower” i laugh “and if something like that does happen just be a big boy and remember they know you fuck me, so show off” I smirk going into the kitchen to clean

“cant we do something to tied me over, please” he begs

“like what?” I giggle

“well we have a little time why not lock ourselves in and have a super sexy kinky afternoon till they get here” he smirks kissing down my neck and grinding his hard onto my back

“No” i giggle “go put pants on, if your quiet I’ll suck you off later” I suggest

“Fine!” he sighs giving my cheek a kiss before he wonders off to his room so I go though all the grown up food eating bits half opening packets and pouring bits away to make it look like we eat this stuff and hiding the clearly children food we have away under the sink just as I heard a knock at the door it wasn't even 12 yet

“Oh god there Here” I sigh “thomas get out here Im not dealing with this alone!” I quietly yell to his door

“hang on, I havent even got pants on yet” he says

“what have you been doing for half an hour!” I sigh

“I had a nap” he answers

“Well hurry up else I am giving them your room” I tell him

“Okay okay!” he yells back and within a couple seconds he came back looking actuality pretty dam good “what?” he asks

“you look nice” I smirk giving him a little kiss before going and opening the door to my parents

“Oh darling” my mother smiles hugging me

“forget we where coming?” my dad laughs

“Oh no just doing last minuet stuff” i smile as they came in with there bags “your going to be in my room for the next few days”I smile

“Oh really darling? but darling we couldn't ask you to sleep on the sofa” she says back

“Oh its fine, Im going to share thomas’ room” i blush

“Ohh same bed I suppose” my father smirks more in thomas’ direction

“DAD!” I complain

“What I’m just saying, your the the one sleeping with your roommate” he says as he picks up his stuff and goes with my mother to my room as they go and sort there clothes and such like so I sigh sitting on the so and thomas came and sat with me

“this is going to be the worse weekend of my life isn't it?” I ask

“defiantly” he laughs giving my cheek a little kiss ....

I stood cooking up dinner for my parents I had kinda forgotten how half the stuff in our kitchen even works we don’t cook much we normally just order food or use the microwave or the fryer, I dont think I have used our oven in six months but I did....okay, kinda? well its food they can eat it at least so I went giving everyone dinner using out dinning table yet again not been used I think since last time my parents where here well not used in the purpose it was intended for, not using it for eating at...well there was some eating just not food,

“Oh darling, it looks divine” my mother smiles

“thanks mum” I smile back sitting down as everyone had dinner and my mother went on and on and on and on and on about my brothers wedding

“soo? are you looking forward to it?” she asked

“Uhh I dont know, I haven't even met his soon to be wife” i explain

“Neither have we” my dad sighs

“yes we have dear remember, over skyle” she smiles

“Skype mum” I laugh

“whatever, she seems a nice girl, she’s not getting married in white though bad luck that, and on the beach the white would have looked so beautiful” she explains

“yeah...am I?” I ask

“we think so” my dad shrugs

“great, what colour are the bridesmaids so If I am I have a heads up” I sigh

“green” she says

“great” I sigh as she hands me her phone with a photo of the most hideous green dress in all creation and thomas chuckled beside me making me elbow him “be nice else your coming” I tell him

“No!” he complains “I have to work” he says trying to cover that up in front of my parents

“liar” I sigh having some wine as my mother goes on and I sigh sitting my hand on his leg a little board slowly stroking up his thigh

“so, you two still canoodling?” my dad asks out of know where making me jump thinking he may have seen me moving my hand on thomas’ leg “well?” he asked

“its complicated” I blush having more wine

“yes” thomas answers “we are” he smiled

“am I in danger of becoming a grandfather?” he asked

“not likely” thomas shrugs

“good, because If I suddenly become one....I will not be happy” my father told him very sternly and thomas just gulped it didn't help I suddenly moved my hand from his leg over his crotch slowly playing around with him as he chatted to my dad both of us smirking at each other every other glace we had

“so...do you have an intention to marry my daughter?” he asked making us both jump

“DAD!” I say in shock

“I’m just saying, when your mother and I where your age we had been married six years and where expecting you, and we hadn’t done half the things you two do in that... department, so, should we be saving money in your brothers budget for another upcoming wedding?” he explained

“No” I answer moving away from messing with thomas under the table making him sigh a little annoyed at me for stopping “I have no intention of EVER marrying thomas” I sigh and he didn't say anything just sat quiet looking at his hands “what?” I ask him

“nothing” he shrugs

“well that might have to change Y/n, if he knocks you up I am dragging you two to a church at gun point if I have too” he tells us as we sat quietly finishing dinner it was uncomfortable to the millionth degree as my dad went to the bathroom a moment and I sigh

“Ignore him darling, you know he wants you to be happy and married” she smiles

“I know” I sigh putting my head on thomas’ shoulder and he smirked at me as my mother put her phone on the table a moment checking something doing the one handed smart phone use all mothers do and he smirked at me whispering to me

“Umm baby, come on leave him alone” he smirks at me

“what?” I giggle

“Ummmm Baby come on leave him alone a little your gonna make me cum” he groans

“thomas my hands are here” I say showing him that both my hands are in my lap

“Oh god!” he says in panic

“Sorry dear just curious” my mother smiles moving her hand out from under the table tapping his hand and going back to her phone

“y-Y-your mum just.....I need more wine” he sighs going to the kitchen as me and my mother finish up our food and drink

“it’s impressive y/n I’ll give him that” she smirked winking and giggling as my dad came back

“where’s your boyfriend?” he asked as he sat down

“went for wine” I shrug

“amazing your so hellbent on him not being your boyfriend you still respond when someone says it” he smirked

“what? you keep saying it I know it’s him your referring too” I sigh as we clean up dinner and thomas till hand’t come back yet so I sigh knowing he’s not going to help me out here so I sigh loading the dishwasher

“were off to bed darling, see your in the morning” My mother smiles

“Oh good night” I smile as she goes off to my room

“No snuggling with that boy” my dad warns me

“I know dad” I laugh as he goes off to so I finish up and lock up the house going to thomas’ room where he laid on his bed still a bit freaked out from the table so I giggle shutting the door and putting a big box of stuff in front of it so my dad cant spy on us and slipping off my dress and putting my nightie on and sitting on his bed “tommy, come on it wasn't that bad” i laugh

“your mum felt me up, I dont know how to feel about that” he sighs sitting in bed with me “i was enjoying it too” he shrugs

“Thomas!” I whisper lightly hitting his arm

“what! I thought it was you!” he sighs

“on the other side?” I ask

“I didn't think about it, you had been then you moved then you snuggled close and I felt a hand on me again I thought it was you” he explains “I didn't really think Oh I wonder if this is y/n, who has already done this once tonight and we kinda do this sort of thing a lot or her fucking mother who is also sat close enough to touch my dick” he explains getting up and changing for bed and sitting back with me again

“aww poor tommy” I giggle pulling his head so he could rest it on my chest and he snuggled there happily

“Umm thank you” he smiled as I stoke his hair “it’s like half nine are your parents are already in bed?” he asks

“yeah, they do what most people there age do, sit in bed reading or knitting debating things” I explain

“hu? should we be doing that?” he asks

“no thomas that’s what married couples do” I tell him

“Ohh...Okay, well i’m not tired, wanna watch the porn channel?” he asks

“sound off” I tell him so we sit in bed watching the porn on the TV with no sound

“when the sound is off you lose the plot” he shrugs

“if you want sex and plot read your own fan fiction thomas” I smirk

“People write fan fiction about me?” he asks

“yeah, some of it’s pretty good to be honest, other stuff is super funny, they think your so dominate, Ha your no christen grey tommy, your more submissive than a dog” I laugh

“what it’s much more fun” he shrugs “Plus you wont let me be dominate even if bloody wanted to” he sighs

“nope you cant” I giggle giving him a kiss and laying my head on his chest as I watch tv

“aww what you doing down there?” he smirks

“nothing” i shrug “I just like it, it’s comfy down here” i giggle

“aww y/n are you snuggling with me?” he smirks

“why?” I ask

“thats something couples do” he smirks “a snuggle nothing sexual involved” he smirked

“shut up thomas” I tell him as I get more comfy having my arm on him as well not even watching tv anymore just laying on his comfy warm chest trying to sleep

“aww you comfy on me baby?” he asks and I just nod snuggling a little closer “your very comfy too” he tells me as he watched tv and I shut my eyes very happy to just fall asleep on him pressing a tiny kiss to his chest

“Did you just kiss me?” he asks me and I nod

“Ummm” I giggle

“why?” he asks

“I wanted to” i giggle

“Nothing sexual about it you just wanted too?” he asks me and I nod pulling him closer to me “you know what some would say about you doing all this?” he smirked

“what would they say?” I sigh “about me kissing you and cuddling you just becuase I want to” I giggle

“you know what they would call it?” he smirked and I just shake my head “humm that's called falling in love little lady” he smiles at me tapping my nose

“shut up thomas” I tell him as I slowly fall asleep....