"STAHP IT MAN!!! STAHP!!!"

I started pushing him off the couch in my room.

" STAHP!! ILL TELL YA!! ILL TELL YA!!!"

'Finally!' I had been trying to push him off for 10 minutes now.

" Gawd... Why you so strong? Not funny? Ok... Well his name is…” His phone went off.

‘ Just tell me!’ “Oops, one minute dude.”... That jerk.

“Yeah. Yeah. Nah I’m hangin’ with Tamashi. News? Why the news? OK, OK FINE!! I’m checkin, I’m checkin.” Twitch then walks over to my T.V and turns it on.

“ Yo Tami, what’s the news channel on again?” Ok now I’m confused.

‘It’s channel 45, why?’ “Don’t know, B.S.F just said so.”

B.S.F is just a random guy we know. Normally he just texts us, but this is surprising.

Twitch snatches the remote from off my bed while belly flopping on it.

‘Dude… I just made my bed.’

“SHHHH! This might be important!”

‘Not like I can STOP being quiet.’

Tobi then starts twitching so I get up and take the phone and remote from him.

‘ I’m putting it on speaker.’

“Yoooo B-B! T-t-t-tami is puttin you o-on speaker.”

I didn’t want Tobi to break the electronics. Twitch is his nickname. Tobi has twitch attacks from time to time, and has destroyed way too many things in those moments.

“-uck,so no more fun? Aww.”

I grab my computer for text to speak. That thing can be such a life saver.

“ JERK. SO WHAT IS THE NEWS?”

“AAAAAHHHH A ROBOT TAKEOVER!”

Some days I swear I wanna kill him.