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God has finally left me

First comes london then comes france

The entire world will be covered in plants

Humans will already be long gone

The world has but five eons

Under the billows and atop a hill

Stands a figure with some kind of . . . bill

Oh, its just a duck

No, wait there are two ducks, no three, no four

An entire army of ducks, going on tour

But ah! The clouds darken and turn to gray

This incoming rain will ruin their day

What's this, a light from the clouds, a God ray

God has returned to save the ducks from their dismay

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

The ducks start to say

This fucking light be in our way

The ducks fire beams of pure energy from their beaks

These energy beams seem to make God weak

The ducks start to fly, all the way up to heaven

And then they beat the ever loving shit out of God.

As the ducks flew down, covered in gore

Eyes flew to a nearby corner store

The ducks moved toward it with keen sense

To find what exactly was the contents

It seems that their fast approach had awoken something

Yes, it was the almighty search engine BING

Google 

I meant Google

With its search engine-y powers it buried the ducks under about 157,000,000 results in 0.45 seconds

By slow suffocation the army of ducks on tour

That were helped by god only to kill him

That saw an abandoned corner store and flew towards it

That almost witnessed Bing personified

Died under a pile of results spit out in 0.45 seconds

And you know what

They didn’t go to heaven

I guess god wasn't feeling forgiving that day

I mean come one, it was one 1 death, you can handle it

No, they’ve been hanging with Satan